What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 May 8, 2016 #21 What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 May 8, 2016 #22 advertising: The art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. (Will Rogers)
advertising: The art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. (Will Rogers)
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 May 10, 2016 #23 experience: The ability to repeat one's mistakes with ever-increasing confidence. (Patrick Hoyte)
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 May 11, 2016 #24 Politician n.Someone who shakes your hand befor an election and your confidence after it.
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 May 13, 2016 #25 password: Series of letters and numbers written on a post-it note and stuck on a monitor.
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 May 14, 2016 #26 Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. Will Rogers
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 May 14, 2016 #27 Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”. - Robin Williams
Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”. - Robin Williams
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 May 19, 2016 #28 life insurance: term (coined by the greatest marketer of all time) for a plan that keeps you poor all your life so you can die rich
life insurance: term (coined by the greatest marketer of all time) for a plan that keeps you poor all your life so you can die rich
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 May 24, 2016 #29 Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this fact.
Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this fact.
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 May 27, 2016 #30 I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 May 27, 2016 #31 A leader is a dealer in hope. Napoleon Bonaparte
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 May 27, 2016 #32 Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this fact.
Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this fact.
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 Jun 6, 2016 #33 A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. - Bob Hope