Funny pickup lines

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  1. swalia

    swalia Member

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    Let's share some funny pickup lines in this thread (Word of caution- Use these pickup lines at your own risk!).

    "You’re a real health hazard, you’re so sweet you’ll be giving me diabetes soon."
     
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  2. swalia

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    Excuse me, you seem to have something in your eye. Yep, it’s a sparkle.
     
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    My friends bet me that I wouldn't get to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Shall we buy some drinks with their money?
     
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    Please call me Jack, but you can actually call me anytime.
     
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    I’m sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn’t appear to have your number.
     
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    Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
     
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    Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
     
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    Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Want one?
     
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    If you want some cycling jokes, just go to the source link. Here's an example,

    Tandem Riders
    A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.
    "Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."
    "Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

    source: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/cyclingjokes.html
     
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    Girl, I put the STD in stud, all I need is u.
     
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    If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
     
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