Funny pickup lines



swalia

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Let's share some funny pickup lines in this thread (Word of caution- Use these pickup lines at your own risk!).

"You’re a real health hazard, you’re so sweet you’ll be giving me diabetes soon."
 

swalia

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Excuse me, you seem to have something in your eye. Yep, it’s a sparkle.
 

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My friends bet me that I wouldn't get to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Shall we buy some drinks with their money?
 

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I’m sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn’t appear to have your number.
 

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Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
 

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Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
 

mitan143

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If you want some cycling jokes, just go to the source link. Here's an example,

Tandem Riders
A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.
"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."
"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/cyclingjokes.html