Funny pickup lines



swalia

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Let's share some funny pickup lines in this thread (Word of caution- Use these pickup lines at your own risk!).

"You’re a real health hazard, you’re so sweet you’ll be giving me diabetes soon."
 
Excuse me, you seem to have something in your eye. Yep, it’s a sparkle.
 
My friends bet me that I wouldn't get to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Shall we buy some drinks with their money?
 
I’m sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn’t appear to have your number.
 
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
 
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
 
If you want some cycling jokes, just go to the source link. Here's an example,

Tandem Riders
A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.
"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."
"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/cyclingjokes.html