Funny riddles

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  1. swalia

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    A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

    Answer:
    An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
     


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    Q. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? A. They are triplets
     
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    Why are televisions attracted to people ?
    Solution:

    Because, people turn them on.
     
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    Forwards its heavy, backwards its not. What is it?

    Ans Ton
     
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    Why is the letter T like an island?

    - Because it's in the middle of water.
     
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    i din't understand
     
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    You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
    Answer : I am your sister.

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