Funny riddles



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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

Answer:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
 

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Q. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? A. They are triplets
 

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Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Solution:

Because, people turn them on.