Funny riddles

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

Answer:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

 

Q. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? A. They are triplets

 

Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Solution:

Because, people turn them on.

 

Forwards its heavy, backwards its not. What is it?

Ans Ton

 

Why is the letter T like an island?

- Because it's in the middle of water.

 

I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.

 

i din't understand

 

You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
Answer : I am your sister.

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Lol!

 

This was also a good one. I might ask this one to my beer buddies, with 5$ on the line.

 

I may have to visit this website for more riddles to try on my beer buddies.