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Phil, Squid-in-Training
Guest
I'm embarrassed to tell this story.
Today at close, there was this guy who had ridden across the country from LA
to NYC, and then down to FL. He's riding a Felt F1 with a Rolf deep-dish
front and Rev-X rear, DA everything. Everything else he owns is in his
small bicycle trailer. He's broke with a 4-figure bicycle, and he wants his
headset examined.
A less experienced coworker of mine begins to help him out, taking the
bearing out of the Chris King headset. Ping and balls go flying. Toast. I
tell him I'm not sure, but I think replacement bearings are available
without replacing the whole headset. Great, he says. He has a Campy Record
headset with him that we can install.
My coworker isn't too familiar with more intricate bicycle repairs, and
begins to install the Record headset. I point him to the cup extractor. No
problems getting them out. Then he assembles the C-Record headset and
notices a space at the bottom. Did you remove the crown race, I say. He's
not sure what I'm talking about. I then show him the Park extractor and
show him how it's used. Comes off fine. I then hand him the incorrect
crown race setter to set the crown race. Bang, bang, bang goes the hammer.
My mind wanders back to the S-Works Epic I was building up. My mind
returns. ****, ****, ****! I tell him to stop and I review the situation.
It only has a 1/8 of an inch to go the owner says. Little does he know.
I twist the race setter. Doesn't budge. It's now pressed onto the fork
steerer along with the C-Record crown race. There's no easy way to torque a
crown race setter off a carbon Ouzo Pro, so I sit and think of options.
Using the crown race extractor, we try to get both the setter and race off
at the same time. Extractor yields, the hardened steel plates cracking at
the points of highest stress. Lots of swearing and fear of losing my job.
Boss 1 of 2 likes to go apeshit. I think about what he would want me to do.
"Get it done" he always says. I think about cutting off the crown race
setter with a pipe cutter. Ten minutes later, I've cut down to ~28mm. 3mm
to go, I tell myself. I resort to the Dremel in hopes that I can relieve
expansion stress of the steerer on the setter. I cut down to just nicking
the steerer. No good. I switch back to the pipe cutter. I get it down to
25mm, and then 24mm. It doesn't look like it's cut through the setter, but
it's too small to have not cut through the steerer. I stop. Customer is
extremely calm in front of me for all of what just happened. He gets a ride
home with my roommate who happened to be visiting the shop. It's now 1.75
hrs after close. We look up prices for a new Ouzo Pro and Campy Record
crown race. Not bone-shattering.
I feel like ****... mope on home. Roommate tells me how customer was
frustrated on the way to his campsite. I compare the feeling to how I felt
when I went to jail... a little worse actually.
Bottom line: my coworker worked on the bike, but I gave him the wrong tool
to use. If worse comes to worse, we can pay the shop back for a
replacement. But, shop owners, what would you do? What would be my fate?
Does anyone have any ideas of how to remove the crown race setter from the
expanded part of the steerer at the very bottom?
--
Phil, Squid-in-Training (screwed big time)
Today at close, there was this guy who had ridden across the country from LA
to NYC, and then down to FL. He's riding a Felt F1 with a Rolf deep-dish
front and Rev-X rear, DA everything. Everything else he owns is in his
small bicycle trailer. He's broke with a 4-figure bicycle, and he wants his
headset examined.
A less experienced coworker of mine begins to help him out, taking the
bearing out of the Chris King headset. Ping and balls go flying. Toast. I
tell him I'm not sure, but I think replacement bearings are available
without replacing the whole headset. Great, he says. He has a Campy Record
headset with him that we can install.
My coworker isn't too familiar with more intricate bicycle repairs, and
begins to install the Record headset. I point him to the cup extractor. No
problems getting them out. Then he assembles the C-Record headset and
notices a space at the bottom. Did you remove the crown race, I say. He's
not sure what I'm talking about. I then show him the Park extractor and
show him how it's used. Comes off fine. I then hand him the incorrect
crown race setter to set the crown race. Bang, bang, bang goes the hammer.
My mind wanders back to the S-Works Epic I was building up. My mind
returns. ****, ****, ****! I tell him to stop and I review the situation.
It only has a 1/8 of an inch to go the owner says. Little does he know.
I twist the race setter. Doesn't budge. It's now pressed onto the fork
steerer along with the C-Record crown race. There's no easy way to torque a
crown race setter off a carbon Ouzo Pro, so I sit and think of options.
Using the crown race extractor, we try to get both the setter and race off
at the same time. Extractor yields, the hardened steel plates cracking at
the points of highest stress. Lots of swearing and fear of losing my job.
Boss 1 of 2 likes to go apeshit. I think about what he would want me to do.
"Get it done" he always says. I think about cutting off the crown race
setter with a pipe cutter. Ten minutes later, I've cut down to ~28mm. 3mm
to go, I tell myself. I resort to the Dremel in hopes that I can relieve
expansion stress of the steerer on the setter. I cut down to just nicking
the steerer. No good. I switch back to the pipe cutter. I get it down to
25mm, and then 24mm. It doesn't look like it's cut through the setter, but
it's too small to have not cut through the steerer. I stop. Customer is
extremely calm in front of me for all of what just happened. He gets a ride
home with my roommate who happened to be visiting the shop. It's now 1.75
hrs after close. We look up prices for a new Ouzo Pro and Campy Record
crown race. Not bone-shattering.
I feel like ****... mope on home. Roommate tells me how customer was
frustrated on the way to his campsite. I compare the feeling to how I felt
when I went to jail... a little worse actually.
Bottom line: my coworker worked on the bike, but I gave him the wrong tool
to use. If worse comes to worse, we can pay the shop back for a
replacement. But, shop owners, what would you do? What would be my fate?
Does anyone have any ideas of how to remove the crown race setter from the
expanded part of the steerer at the very bottom?
--
Phil, Squid-in-Training (screwed big time)