I didn't ride into the house. I rode down hill at warp 9, encountered mounds of cow slurry and diesel and hit the curb. Get your facts correct, ass chap hirth boy.
Since I ooze style from every pore in body, I flew gracefully over the bars and then hit the house. I had very neat cabling, CampagNOlo brakes and Castelli.
So you posted a picture of someone else's bike? Poor form ol' chap.