Just a brief, silly joke i found today...
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Two computer geeks, Primesuspect and Shorty, were walking down the street. Prime was walking a bicycle.
Shorty looked at the bike and asked "Man, where did you get that cool bike?"
"Well," said Prime, "Yesterday, this really hot woman rode up to me on a bicycle. She dismounted the bike, took off all of her clothes, and said 'take what you want'."
"Good choice man," said Shorty, "women's clothing just isn't practical for us."
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hmmm.. needs a little work maybe!!