Girls night out

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  1. Alicehavelock

    Alicehavelock Banned

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    Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

    The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
     
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  2. kdelong

    kdelong Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Alice, that was a good one.
     
  3. happynicky

    happynicky New Member

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    thanks for your sharing,it's good
     
  4. Honey45

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    There is nothing to say thanks or nice, though nice story to hear or some how funny too.. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  5. rosemerry778

    rosemerry778 New Member

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    heheheheheheehe :) you made my day
     
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    p4lse New Member

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    I heard this joke around 4 years ago but I forget it over time. Now, I can share this again with my circle of friends, thanks!
     
  7. shilpa123

    shilpa123 New Member

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    I think this is a great joje and definitely useful. It is great to have such a joke
     
  8. katherine25

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    lol this gave me a good laugh, thank you for sharing!
     
  9. kylerlittle

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    LOL, that is one funny joke.
     
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