God's creation

ADAM & WOMAN One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out,
"Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem, Adam?", The Lord replies.
"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful
garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Adam?", comes the reply from the heavens. "Lord, I know you created this
place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."
"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a 'woman' for you."
"What's a 'woman', Lord?" "This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and
beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out
what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know
your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and
earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect
companion for you.", replies the heavenly voice. "Sounds great." "She will be, but this is
going to cost you, Adam." "How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?", Adam replies.
"She'll cost you a leg, an arm, an eye, an ear, and a testicle." Adam ponders this for some
time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam asks the Lord,
"Uh, what can I get for a rib?"