Gods gifts...

Discussion in 'Health and medical' started by Bigjon, Sep 7, 2003.

  1. Bigjon

    Bigjon Guest

    In the beginning, God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and
    spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so man and woman
    would live long and healthy lives.

    Then, using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's and Krispy
    Kreme and Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And man said, "Yeah!"
    And woman said, "And another one, with sprinkles!" and they gained 10
    pounds.

    And God created healthful yogurt that woman might keep the figure that man
    found so fair and Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar
    from the cane, and combined them and woman went from size 8 to size 14.

    So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand
    Island dressing, and garlic toast on the side. And man and woman unfastened
    their belts.

    God then said, "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in
    which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep-fried fish and
    chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And man gained more
    weight, and his cholesterol went through the roof.

    God then introduced running shoes so that his children might lose those
    extra pounds. And Satan countered with cable TV with a remote control so
    man would not have to toil to change the channels. And man and woman
    laughed and cried before the flickering light and gained more pounds.

    Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
    nutrition and Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
    center into chips and deep-fried them and man began to look like a blimp!

    God then recommended lean beef so that man might consume fewer calories and
    still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonalds and its 99-cent
    double cheeseburger. Then he added, "You want fries with that?" and man
    replied 'Yeah! And super size 'em." And Satan said, "It is good." And man
    went into cardiac arrest.

    God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

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  2. M. Schwartz

    M. Schwartz Guest

    Bigjon <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...

    Thank you for this delightful posting.

    Let the truth be spoken:

    > In the beginning, God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and
    > spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so man and woman
    > would live long and healthy lives.
    >
    > Then, using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's and Krispy
    > Kreme and Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And man said, "Yeah!"
    > And woman said, "And another one, with sprinkles!" and they gained 10
    > pounds.
    >
    > And God created healthful yogurt that woman might keep the figure that man
    > found so fair and Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar
    > from the cane, and combined them and woman went from size 8 to size 14.
    >
    > So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand
    > Island dressing, and garlic toast on the side. And man and woman unfastened
    > their belts.
    >
    > God then said, "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in
    > which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep-fried fish and
    > chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And man gained more
    > weight, and his cholesterol went through the roof.
    >
    > God then introduced running shoes so that his children might lose those
    > extra pounds. And Satan countered with cable TV with a remote control so
    > man would not have to toil to change the channels. And man and woman
    > laughed and cried before the flickering light and gained more pounds.
    >
    > Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
    > nutrition and Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
    > center into chips and deep-fried them and man began to look like a blimp!
    >
    > God then recommended lean beef so that man might consume fewer calories and
    > still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonalds and its 99-cent
    > double cheeseburger. Then he added, "You want fries with that?" and man
    > replied 'Yeah! And super size 'em." And Satan said, "It is good." And man
    > went into cardiac arrest.
    >
    > God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
    >
    > Found on ng 24hoursupport.helpdesk ...
     
  3. Bob Cardone

    Bob Cardone Guest

    That's great, and oh so true

    Bob



    [email protected] (M. Schwartz) wrote:

    >Bigjon <bigj[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
    >
    >Thank you for this delightful posting.
    >
    >Let the truth be spoken:
    >
    >> In the beginning, God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and
    >> spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so man and woman
    >> would live long and healthy lives.
    >>
    >> Then, using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's and Krispy
    >> Kreme and Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And man said, "Yeah!"
    >> And woman said, "And another one, with sprinkles!" and they gained 10
    >> pounds.
    >>
    >> And God created healthful yogurt that woman might keep the figure that man
    >> found so fair and Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar
    >> from the cane, and combined them and woman went from size 8 to size 14.
    >>
    >> So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand
    >> Island dressing, and garlic toast on the side. And man and woman unfastened
    >> their belts.
    >>
    >> God then said, "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in
    >> which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep-fried fish and
    >> chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And man gained more
    >> weight, and his cholesterol went through the roof.
    >>
    >> God then introduced running shoes so that his children might lose those
    >> extra pounds. And Satan countered with cable TV with a remote control so
    >> man would not have to toil to change the channels. And man and woman
    >> laughed and cried before the flickering light and gained more pounds.
    >>
    >> Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
    >> nutrition and Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
    >> center into chips and deep-fried them and man began to look like a blimp!
    >>
    >> God then recommended lean beef so that man might consume fewer calories and
    >> still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonalds and its 99-cent
    >> double cheeseburger. Then he added, "You want fries with that?" and man
    >> replied 'Yeah! And super size 'em." And Satan said, "It is good." And man
    >> went into cardiac arrest.
    >>
    >> God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
    >>
    >> Found on ng 24hoursupport.helpdesk ...
     
  4. Doug

    Doug Guest

    The final line as I read it in a small news letter was:

    God sighed, and created quadruple bypass,
    Satan chuckled, and created H.M.O's

    "Bigjon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]
    > In the beginning, God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower

    and
    > spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so man and

    woman
    > would live long and healthy lives.
    >
    > Then, using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's and Krispy
    > Kreme and Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And man said,

    "Yeah!"
    > And woman said, "And another one, with sprinkles!" and they gained 10
    > pounds.
    >
    > And God created healthful yogurt that woman might keep the figure that man
    > found so fair and Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and

    sugar
    > from the cane, and combined them and woman went from size 8 to size 14.
    >
    > So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand
    > Island dressing, and garlic toast on the side. And man and woman

    unfastened
    > their belts.
    >
    > God then said, "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in
    > which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep-fried fish and
    > chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And man gained more
    > weight, and his cholesterol went through the roof.
    >
    > God then introduced running shoes so that his children might lose those
    > extra pounds. And Satan countered with cable TV with a remote control so
    > man would not have to toil to change the channels. And man and woman
    > laughed and cried before the flickering light and gained more pounds.
    >
    > Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
    > nutrition and Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
    > center into chips and deep-fried them and man began to look like a blimp!
    >
    > God then recommended lean beef so that man might consume fewer calories

    and
    > still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonalds and its 99-cent
    > double cheeseburger. Then he added, "You want fries with that?" and man
    > replied 'Yeah! And super size 'em." And Satan said, "It is good." And man
    > went into cardiac arrest.
    >
    > God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
    >
    > Found on ng 24hoursupport.helpdesk ...
    > --
    > You can't have it all -
    > Where would you put it ?
     
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