Correct me if I'm wrong. But, SWMBO? Is that short for 'Some Womans Mother Born of an Ostrich? Assuming that is the case, wouldn't that make us mother
f@ckers? Wouldn't the cooking oil stick to it's feathers? Add to that, a guinea pig, a hamster AND a PETA? Not to mention the two lesbians? And a tandem? With a suspension seatpost. Isn't that going to get cramped? And potentially dangerous? Imagine if something were to get knocked up? Jesus, what kind of offspring would emerge? And lets not forget the legal implications. Interacial interspecies gangbangs with unusual sex toys. Thats illegal isn't it?