"Pueri laeta" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> When racing, what do I do if I need to take a d******n***h***p ?
>
> Please help.
>
> I am desperate to know.
First, if you can get your head up your ass, that might work. Otherwise, just take your seat off and
you'll never have the urge. However, you may need to invest in a good set of forceps
