Mooky or not, I'm getting a good laugh out of it. The Japanese/cell phone thing was hilarious. Unless he can fit 4" wide tires on the thing, it's going to put ruts all over the turf, which'll get them kicked off the course quicker than you can say, "double bogey!" If he wants exercise, WALK!!! Everyone can use their own feet, and walking costs nothing. Use the bike/trike to ride TO the golf course. Now THAT would be an intelligent use of human power.