Golf Joke



kdelong

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Dec 14, 2006
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[SIZE= 14px][COLOR= black]Saul was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his
round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
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[COLOR= black]On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his
cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just
been in a accident and was in critical condition in the Intensive Care Unit.
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[COLOR= black]The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be
there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what
was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.
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[COLOR= black]He decided he had to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the
hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting
a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating
his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant![/COLOR]


[COLOR= black]Then he remembered his wife. He was feeling very guilty as he dashed to [/COLOR]
[SIZE= 14px][COLOR= black]the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's [/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE= 14px][COLOR= black]condition.
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[COLOR= black]The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your
round of golf didn't you. I hope you're proud of yourself!"[/COLOR]


[COLOR= black]"While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the
country club, your wife has been languishing in the ICU. It's just as
well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than
likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round-the-
clock care, and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's; you will
have to change her colostomy bag every three hours; she will have to be [/COLOR]

[SIZE= 14px][COLOR= black]spoon fed three times a day, and don't forget the hygiene care."

The man was feeling so guilty and totally devastated, he broke down and [/COLOR]
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[SIZE= 14px][COLOR= black]began sobbing his heart out.

The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just scr[/COLOR]
[/SIZE][COLOR= black]ewing with you[/COLOR][COLOR= blue]. [/COLOR][COLOR= black]She's dead[/COLOR][COLOR= blue].
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[COLOR= black]What'd you shoot?" [/COLOR]
 

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