Great news for road safety. Smith's ticker stops.

[spindrift]

The man who calls the police "Cxxts", who allows his forum posters to
call police officers "cxxts", allows threads that label his critics
terrorists and encourages the perversion of justice so that speeding
drivers use dead people's details to avoid speeding fines has had a
heart attack.


Call it pragmatism, twelve hundred people killed by the speeding Smith
encourages balanced against one insignificant self-publicist. Get out
of hospital and get some good hearty fried breakfasts inside of you
Smithy!

 

[Mark T]

[spindrift said stuff]

Whilst I'm happy that you've discovered the art of writing short posts,
that one was pretty out of order. It's only worth a snigger if the
misfortune is somehow ironic. I sense a lot of hatred in you that is
leading to rising stress. You getting a heart attack might be worth a
giggle

--
Mark T

 

[Mark T]

[spindrift said stuff]

Whilst I'm happy that you've discovered the art of writing short posts,
that one was pretty out of order. It's only worth a snigger if the
misfortune is somehow ironic. I sense a lot of hatred in you that is
leading to rising stress, thus you getting a heart attack might be worth a
giggle

--
Mark T

 

[bookieb]

On Aug 13, 11:06 am, spindrift <[email protected]> wrote:
<snip>
>
> Call it pragmatism, twelve hundred people killed by the speeding Smith
> encourages balanced against one insignificant self-publicist. Get out
> of hospital and get some good hearty fried breakfasts inside of you
> Smithy!

Out of order, old boy.

He's no friend of ours, but don't descend to that level...

Regards,

bookieb.

 

[Mark T]

> Like I said, it's a case of pragmatism.1200 to one.

> Smith is an insignificance

These two don't square with each other.

--
Mark T

 

[Nick]

spindrift wrote:
> The man who calls the police "Cxxts", who allows his forum posters to
> call police officers "cxxts", allows threads that label his critics
> terrorists and encourages the perversion of justice so that speeding
> drivers use dead people's details to avoid speeding fines has had a
> heart attack.
>
>
> Call it pragmatism, twelve hundred people killed by the speeding Smith
> encourages balanced against one insignificant self-publicist. Get out
> of hospital and get some good hearty fried breakfasts inside of you
> Smithy!
>

Hopefully as part of his recuperation Paul will be taking up cycling.

 

[spindrift]

On 13 Aug, 13:09, Nick <[email protected]> wrote:
> spindrift wrote:
> > The man who calls the police "Cxxts", who allows his forum posters to
> > call police officers "cxxts", allows threads that label his critics
> > terrorists and encourages the perversion of justice so that speeding
> > drivers use dead people's details to avoid speeding fines has had a
> > heart attack.
>
> > Call it pragmatism, twelve hundred people killed by the speeding Smith
> > encourages balanced against one insignificant self-publicist. Get out
> > of hospital and get some good hearty fried breakfasts inside of you
> > Smithy!
>
> Hopefully as part of his recuperation Paul will be taking up cycling.

Low impact, cardio vascular. Jogging causes shin splints and would be
dangerous for a man of his age and physical shape. Who's up for
clubbing together to get Paul a bike so that:

1/

He won't die clutching his chect in agony at a wasted life

2/

He changes the direction of his fruitless letter-writing that everyone
ignores. After all, he freely admits that vulnerable road users are
not considered in his car-centric campaigning so a few journeys by
bike would dispel his oft-repeated myth that speeding is a victimless
crime! Many people are discouraged from cycling by the kind of
behaviour Smith excuses- speeding!

I'd suggest a Trek 4300 hard-**** for Smith's recuperation and fully
anticipate a Damascene conversion once the scales fall from his eyes
when he realises how aggressive and frightening speeding is. Unless he
dies, natch.

 

[Peter Clinch]

bookieb wrote:
> On Aug 13, 11:06 am, spindrift <[email protected]> wrote:
> <snip>
>> Call it pragmatism, twelve hundred people killed by the speeding Smith
>> encourages balanced against one insignificant self-publicist. Get out
>> of hospital and get some good hearty fried breakfasts inside of you
>> Smithy!
>
> Out of order, old boy.
>
> He's no friend of ours, but don't descend to that level...

But even if one does feel it warrants descent to that level, again it
comes back to pragmatism (as espoused by Spindrift above). That sort of
behaviour *will* turn people off to your message, so if you want people
to listen to you then you don't say things like that in public. For the
simple reason it doesn't help what you want to achieve.

Pete.
--
Peter Clinch Medical Physics IT Officer
Tel 44 1382 660111 ext. 33637 Univ. of Dundee, Ninewells Hospital
Fax 44 1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK
net [email protected] http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~pjclinch/

 

[spindrift]

Ok, ok, blimey, I don't want him to die, sheesh.

It's clear that reason will not appeal to such a blinkered blow hard-
witness his tantrums and threats when challenged above, so let's get
the speccy geek on a bike and prepare for his full and frank
admission that he's very sorry, speeding is jolly silly and scary and
he apologises for any impression given that suggests otherwise!

 

[Chris Eilbeck]

Nick <[email protected]> writes:

> spindrift wrote:
>> The man who calls the police "Cxxts", who allows his forum posters
>> to call police officers "cxxts", allows threads that label his
>> critics terrorists and encourages the perversion of justice so that
>> speeding drivers use dead people's details to avoid speeding fines
>> has had a heart attack. Call it pragmatism, twelve hundred people
>> killed by the speeding Smith encourages balanced against one
>> insignificant self-publicist. Get out of hospital and get some good
>> hearty fried breakfasts inside of you Smithy!
>
> Hopefully as part of his recuperation Paul will be taking up cycling.

It'd be rather good if his license gets taken away until he's
medically fit to drive again.

Chris
--
Chris Eilbeck

 

[Sir Jeremy]

On 13 Aug, 11:06, spindrift <[email protected]> wrote:
> The man who calls the police "Cxxts", who allows his forum posters to
> call police officers "cxxts", allows threads that label his critics
> terrorists and encourages the perversion of justice so that speeding
> drivers use dead people's details to avoid speeding fines has had a
> heart attack.
>
> Call it pragmatism, twelve hundred people killed by the speeding Smith
> encourages balanced against one insignificant self-publicist. Get out
> of hospital and get some good hearty fried breakfasts inside of you
> Smithy!

You're a real sicko Spindrift.

 

[Sir Jeremy]

On 13 Aug, 13:24, spindrift <[email protected]> wrote:
> Ok, ok, blimey, I don't want him to die, sheesh.
>

You reserved that fate for Jeremey Clarkson when you were posting on
the late Cycling Plus forum


>speeding is jolly silly and scary

Not silly at all, but fun and only scary if you are a spastic mummys
boy

 

[Mark McNeill]

Response to Brave Sir Robin:
> >speeding is jolly silly and scary
>
> Not silly at all, but fun and only scary if you are a spastic mummys
> boy

Well, I suppose we must all listen to the voice of experience. Did you
get over it?



--
Mark, UK
"To do any thing, to dig a hole in the ground, to plant a cabbage, to
hit a mark, to move a shuttle, to work a pattern, --in a word, to
attempt to produce any effect, and to succeed, has something in it that
gratifies the love of power, and carries off the restless activity of
the mind of man. Indolence is a delightful but distressing state: we
must be doing something to be happy."

 

[Sir Jeremy]

On 13 Aug, 13:24, spindrift <[email protected]> wrote:
> Ok, ok, blimey, I don't want him to die, sheesh.
>

You are a disgraceful specimen of a lying hypocrite posting as
"rothbrook" on Bikeradar

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12536397&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=75

you should be locked away from decent society

 

[spindrift]

On 13 Aug, 18:54, Sir Jeremy <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 13 Aug, 13:24, spindrift <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Ok, ok, blimey, I don't want him to die, sheesh.
>
> You are a disgraceful specimen of a lying hypocrite posting as
> "rothbrook" on Bikeradar
>
> http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12536397&postdays=0&p....
>
> you should be locked away from decent society

Great link, thanks, and one that I freely admit has made me change my
mind, kudos to Cometgirl for this gem:

I don't think we should be hoping for him to die. The campaign can die
quietly just from lack of attention - but I'd like the man (Small
Pith) himself to grow to a ripe old age. Then I'd like him to move to
live at my gran's sheltered accommodation, and he can feel for himself
what it's like to hover nervously at the edge of the road while cars
speed past in their self-important impunity. I'd like him to be
slightly dodgy of hip and knee, and dependent on shuffling slowly
across the road, and unable to because the traffic's moving at 60mph
in a 30 zone.

Now that would be divine justice.

End quote.


Coolectively buying the ponytailed geek a bike is an excellent idea
and I'm happy to put up £50 to get the ball rolling and look forward
tremendously to Paul Smith posting on his website about how speeding
cars make him feel when he's on his spanking new Trek.

Unless he throws a seven and expires in agony in hospital as he sends
an angry PR referring to himself in the third person , obv.

 

[Roger Merriman]

spindrift <[email protected]> wrote:

> Ok, ok, blimey, I don't want him to die, sheesh.
>
> It's clear that reason will not appeal to such a blinkered blow hard-
> witness his tantrums and threats when challenged above, so let's get
> the speccy geek on a bike and prepare for his full and frank
> admission that he's very sorry, speeding is jolly silly and scary and
> he apologises for any impression given that suggests otherwise!

this safespeed stuff, is nothing to worry about. for most the argument
has been won. the internet is full of forums full of daft ideas.

have a chill dude.

roger
--
www.rogermerriman.com

 

[Sir Jeremy]

On 15 Aug, 14:50, [email protected] (Roger Merriman) wrote:
> this safespeed stuff, is nothing to worry about. for most the argument
> has been won. the internet is full of forums full of daft ideas.
>
> --www.rogermerriman.com

yeah Rog , mate, and your website site is full of ****

 

[spindrift]

On 15 Aug, 14:50, [email protected] (Roger Merriman) wrote:
> spindrift <[email protected]> wrote:
> > Ok, ok, blimey, I don't want him to die, sheesh.
>
> > It's clear that reason will not appeal to such a blinkered blow hard-
> > witness his tantrums and threats when challenged above, so let's get
> > the speccy geek on a bike and prepare for his full and frank
> > admission that he's very sorry, speeding is jolly silly and scary and
> > he apologises for any impression given that suggests otherwise!
>
> this safespeed stuff, is nothing to worry about. for most the argument
> has been won. the internet is full of forums full of daft ideas.
>
> have a chill dude.
>
> roger
> --www.rogermerriman.com

Or, whilst Smith is still alive, we spoon his eyeballs out and have a
flashing electronic laser beam installed in the sockets so that the
words:

"SLOW DOWN YOU SMALL-PENISED BUM BAG"

appear on the road ahead of the speeder.

The electronic apparatus could be stapled to the back of Smith's head.

I know, I know, you're worried about any unnecessary pain caused but
if we wear gloves and goggles we should be ok.


<grim reaper>
Sorry, mate, I didn't see you!
</grim reaper>

 

[Roger Merriman]

spindrift <[email protected]> wrote:

> On 15 Aug, 14:50, [email protected] (Roger Merriman) wrote:
> > spindrift <[email protected]> wrote:
> > > Ok, ok, blimey, I don't want him to die, sheesh.
> >
> > > It's clear that reason will not appeal to such a blinkered blow hard-
> > > witness his tantrums and threats when challenged above, so let's get
> > > the speccy geek on a bike and prepare for his full and frank
> > > admission that he's very sorry, speeding is jolly silly and scary and
> > > he apologises for any impression given that suggests otherwise!
> >
> > this safespeed stuff, is nothing to worry about. for most the argument
> > has been won. the internet is full of forums full of daft ideas.
> >
> > have a chill dude.
> >
> > roger
> > --www.rogermerriman.com
>
> Or, whilst Smith is still alive, we spoon his eyeballs out and have a
> flashing electronic laser beam installed in the sockets so that the
> words:
>
> "SLOW DOWN YOU SMALL-PENISED BUM BAG"
>
> appear on the road ahead of the speeder.
>
> The electronic apparatus could be stapled to the back of Smith's head.
>
> I know, I know, you're worried about any unnecessary pain caused but
> if we wear gloves and goggles we should be ok.
>
what about a helmet?

> <grim reaper>
> Sorry, mate, I didn't see you!
> </grim reaper>


can't say he holds much intrest for me though if he's having heart
problems thats going to cramp his style and hurt depending on what it
was.

roger
--
www.rogermerriman.com

 

[Roger Merriman]

Sir Jeremy <[email protected]> wrote:

> On 15 Aug, 14:50, [email protected] (Roger Merriman) wrote:
> > this safespeed stuff, is nothing to worry about. for most the argument
> > has been won. the internet is full of forums full of daft ideas.
> >
> > --www.rogermerriman.com
>
> yeah Rog , mate, and your website site is full of ****

cool

roger
--
www.rogermerriman.com