Happy 18th Birthday RedRider2009

[cyberlegend1994]

You're semi-legal now!

Enjoy - hope it's a great one!

 

[RedRider2009]

Thank you, although I am 18 now, not much will change. Although I have a lot more freedom, I still do not plan on starting a smoking habit, addiction to strip clubs, or anything of that sort. It is nice that I can go buy a new knife or something now though. I have an amateur knife collection that I enjoy adding to. Thanks for the B-day wishes!

 

[alienator]

• There's nothing wrong with strip clubs. Every once and a while getting a lap dance can be refreshing, especially after a long day in the saddle, and if you're lucky, it could lead to a raucous night in the saddle.
• If you're looking for a job, we've got positions open in a few wars.
• Consider yourself lucky. When I turned 18 I was able to look forward to drinking **** water....errr....3.2% beer. 6% was for those 21 or older.
• Eighteen is a great age at which to have an affair with your best friend's mom.
• Only seven more years until your car insurance rates finally go down.
• Remember to leave a little room at the end: it's called a reservoir tip for a reason

 

[RedRider2009]

• There's nothing wrong with strip clubs. Every once and a while getting a lap dance can be refreshing, especially after a long day in the saddle, and if you're lucky, it could lead to a raucous night in the saddle.
• If you're looking for a job, we've got positions open in a few wars.
• Consider yourself lucky. When I turned 18 I was able to look forward to drinking **** water....errr....3.2% beer. 6% was for those 21 or older.
• Eighteen is a great age at which to have an affair with your best friend's mom.
• Only seven more years until your car insurance rates finally go down.
• Remember to leave a little room at the end: it's called a reservoir tip for a reason

A. Too bad most of the strip clubs insist on 21+ around here, because I just completed my first century of 2009 last friday.
B. I am satisfied with my job at the LBS
C. How does that make me lucky, I can only be dry (like a desert)
D. The affair actually began 5 years ago
E. Thank god!
F. If I find any roadkill on tomorrow's ride I will let you know how my experience was. Gross thing is, in the newspaper about a year ago, there was a story about a man who was raping deer carcasses.

 

[Pendejo]

A. ... Gross thing is, in the newspaper about a year ago, there was a story about a man who was raping deer carcasses.

The deer were DEAD?? That's sick.

 

[RedRider2009]

I enjoy how you made it seem that if the deer were alive, it would be a normal thing for a human to do. But since they were dead that man is a creepy pervert.

 

[Chavez]

Happy belated, kid.