Happy 18th Birthday RedRider2009

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  1. cyberlegend1994

    cyberlegend1994 Moderator

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    You're semi-legal now!

    Enjoy - hope it's a great one!

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  2. RedRider2009

    RedRider2009 New Member

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    Thank you, although I am 18 now, not much will change. Although I have a lot more freedom, I still do not plan on starting a smoking habit, addiction to strip clubs, or anything of that sort. It is nice that I can go buy a new knife or something now though. I have an amateur knife collection that I enjoy adding to. Thanks for the B-day wishes!
     
  3. alienator

    alienator Well-Known Member

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    • There's nothing wrong with strip clubs. Every once and a while getting a lap dance can be refreshing, especially after a long day in the saddle, and if you're lucky, it could lead to a raucous night in the saddle.
    • If you're looking for a job, we've got positions open in a few wars.
    • Consider yourself lucky. When I turned 18 I was able to look forward to drinking piss water....errr....3.2% beer. 6% was for those 21 or older.
    • Eighteen is a great age at which to have an affair with your best friend's mom.
    • Only seven more years until your car insurance rates finally go down.
    • Remember to leave a little room at the end: it's called a reservoir tip for a reason
     
  4. RedRider2009

    RedRider2009 New Member

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    A. Too bad most of the strip clubs insist on 21+ around here, because I just completed my first century of 2009 last friday.
    B. I am satisfied with my job at the LBS
    C. How does that make me lucky, I can only be dry (like a desert)
    D. The affair actually began 5 years ago
    E. Thank god!
    F. If I find any roadkill on tomorrow's ride I will let you know how my experience was. Gross thing is, in the newspaper about a year ago, there was a story about a man who was raping deer carcasses.
     
  5. Pendejo

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    The deer were DEAD?? That's sick.
     
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    I enjoy how you made it seem that if the deer were alive, it would be a normal thing for a human to do. But since they were dead that man is a creepy pervert.
     
  7. Chavez

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    Happy belated, kid.
     
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