HAPPY Festivus Day Everyone

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Happy Festivus Day Everyone.

Time to "Air your Grievances"
Eat anything you want
Display "Feats of Strength" by wrestling a friend or relative and pining them for 3 seconds.

Oh, and don't forget your Festivus Pole

A Festivus for the Rest-v-us.

http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/festivus.php

http://www.festivuswine.com/

 

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SERENITY NOW!!! or is that the wrong holiday?

 

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SERENITY NOW!!! or is that the wrong holiday?

That was from an episode called "The Serenity Now". The screen door scene was absolutely hilarious.

George: What is that?

Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets

too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!'

George: Are you supposed to yell it?

Frank: The man on the tape wasn't specific.

George: What happened to the screen door? It blew off again?

Estelle: I told you to fix that thing.

Frank: Serenity nowww!

Kramer: (Holding camera) Get in a little closer. I can't see the screen

door. (Takes picture) Perfect.

George: Dad, the hinges are all rusted here. That's why the wind keeps

blowing the door off.

Estelle: I hate that old door. Throw it out!

Frank: Serenity now!

Kramer: It might be time to just let her go, Frank. She's worked

hard for ya.

Frank: Will you put her to rest for me?

Kramer: Oh yeah, I'll take good care of her. (Rips out the screen door)