"WIERD MCRIB PROOMOTION TUESDAY, NOVEMBAR 15TH, 2005
on teh way hom3 from work yeastaarday 1 heard 4 bizarre Mcrib proomtion
o nteh local hip hop raqdi0 statIon!!!!!11~~~~~~ it was a mn with a
sterdotypically BllaXr accent who went on about How evenn thouGh the
mcrib is alwAys only avaiklablwe for a limited time, this timei t wsz
going on a farwel ltoru Bceaouse mcdonalds was think1ng About shevign
it froeve, and if u wanted to asave the mcrib be sure to dsign the
p3tiiton at mcrib~~~~~ com~ there are a couplE thingsw rong with this:
1... I O2N J00 BECAUDSE U SUCK IT' OBVIOUSLY AA /\/\CDONALD'S
AD3RTISEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ WHY WOULFD MCDONALD"S ASK D0OFZ TO
SIGN A PETIT10N TO FIGHT TEHIRO WN DECISION T0 86 TEH MCRIB????????
they dOn't 3xpedt tehr customers to be very sophisticv8d...
2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~ tteh iD3a of 4 frwell tourr for teh
/\/\crib iis ret4rdded!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ HACK YOUUUUUIU CUZ I W1LLL
HAX0R YOU~~~ IF U GO TO TEH WEBSIRT3, ULL SEe YUNG DF00DEZ WIT HTATTOOs
AND MCRIB T-SHIRTS PARTYING UP aT THE mCDS WTJ BOELSEZ pORK SANDWICH3S,
SHOWI|\|G OFF T EHIR sAUCY 1NGERS AND EDGY
ATTTO0S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~ OLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
3!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ ollololoo... 0h, wait, the oetitiojn is o nbehalf of
the bonelsesp ig fArmerS associAtion o famerica... nmcRib is not made
of medhanic4lly saep4rated pork lie kother prok pr0suctS THEIUR IS A
RATRIO DOnT RIPEM W OFF no w4y!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~ mcrr1b com3s frimn
'gr4de a' uss domesticuzn oBonius, otehrw1s3 k|\|own az thE bon3less
pig
totally wierd/ com3 2 my ftp on teHo thre ahnd, i noticeD so maybe it
was effective, although i am attuned to all thi|\|gs
mcrib!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ tey alaso por\/ide sev3ral t-shirt
dEsignz fro the poRspedctive mcrib supporter: no bo|\|Es logo (a bone
wit a 7ine thorugh it), mcrib afrwell tour,and a diasgraM of h0w acrib
si comp0seed!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~
http:/www!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~ mcrib com/" -- frfom some0ne'
sblopg
ITHOUGH THAT EPIUSODE (IM SPEL7OING 4S GFAST AZI CAN)) EAAS
HI7ARIOUS!!!!!!11~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ ~ ololololololol...
but th1s was weird,, OLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
OLL!!!!!!!!!!!1 COMETO MY FTP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!111 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~