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There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then this bully steps up next to him, takes the drink from the guy,
and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Oh, come on man! I was
just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see
a man crying."
The troubled fellow replies, "This day is the worst of my life.
First I get fired for oversleeping and getting to work late. Then I'm
leaving the building and find out my car was stolen. I get a cab to
return home, and forget my wallet and credit cards in the cab. Then I
find my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I end up at this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an
end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
;D
He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then this bully steps up next to him, takes the drink from the guy,
and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Oh, come on man! I was
just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see
a man crying."
The troubled fellow replies, "This day is the worst of my life.
First I get fired for oversleeping and getting to work late. Then I'm
leaving the building and find out my car was stolen. I get a cab to
return home, and forget my wallet and credit cards in the cab. Then I
find my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I end up at this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an
end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
;D