Have A Drink !



There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour.

Then this bully steps up next to him, takes the drink from the guy,
and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Oh, come on man! I was
just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see
a man crying."

The troubled fellow replies, "This day is the worst of my life.

First I get fired for oversleeping and getting to work late. Then I'm
leaving the building and find out my car was stolen. I get a cab to
return home, and forget my wallet and credit cards in the cab. Then I
find my wife in bed with the gardener.

So I end up at this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an
end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

;D ;D

A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling
to his wife:
"Pack your bags, Honey; I just won the lottery ... all 10 million
of it! Woooohooo!!!!!!!!"
"That's great sweetie" she replies. "Do I pack for the beach or the
"Who cares!", he replies. "Just bugger off"
Lol!! Oh that is a funny one. The guy staring at his drink because he put poison in it. He was about to commit suicide right there. Funny but not funny. The other guy probably choked or tried to toss it up.