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Heaven and Hell comparison

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  1. With apologies in advance to those nationalities adversely categorised.

    What is heaven? Heaven is having :

    An American Salary
    A British home
    A German car
    Chinese food
    An Indian wife

    What is Hell? Hell is having:

    An American car and wife
    German and British food
    Chinese home
    And an Indian salary..

    Heaven is where ….

    The humour is British
    The cooks are French
    The mechanics German
    The lovers Italian
    And all organised by the Swiss

    Hell is where ….

    The humour is German
    The mechanics are French
    The lovers Swiss
    The cooks British
    And it is all organised by the Italians

  2. Lol. So funny, organized by Italians. They are great lovers though. An American wife is hell. Ok, the typical probably. The culture is scattered and not very traditional so that's funny to say. I don't know about this american salary thing though. An Indian wife, is heaven? Let's see if I can re-write this one. It's all about heritage and nationality. Apparently the US is going to soon have an even higher minimum wage...I see it does now too. The american salary is the highest on average worldwide...we're talking about the average being $56,730...it just seems dumb to look at it this way because that is not even that much money. I really don't think the wealthiest people in the world live in the US.
    The re-write
    What is heaven? Heaven is having
    The Queens British Salary
    A home in each country tax free
    German & Italian Cars
    Italian food, French food, Chinese food, German food, etc & so on
    A wife

    What is hell? Hell is having
    An old American Car and no wife
    Average American diet
    Armenian home
    Aboriginal child's wage

    Heaven is where
    The humor is multi-cultural
    The cooks are French, Italian, Chinese, etc. & so on
    The mechanics are German
    The lovers are Italian Carpenters
    All organized by the Swiss? Swedes?

    Hell is where
    The humor is southern redneck American
    The mechanics are hung over Irish
    The lovers are old Albanians
    The cooks are Chinese Mcdonald's line prep

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