An 85 year old couple, after being married for 60 years, dies together in a car crash. They had been in good health for the last 20 years, mainly due to Mom's interest in health food and a proper diet.
When they reach the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their luxury mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bedroom suite, and a fancy jacuzzi. The old man asks St. Peter how much this was al going to cost. St. Peter replies "Its all free, this is heaven".
Next they looked out the back windows at the championship style golf course that butted up against the back yard. They would have golfing priveleges each day. Whats more, the course changed daily , representing the greatest courses on Earth. The old man asks, "What are the Greens Fees?" to which St Peter replies, "This is Heaven, you can play every day for free."
Next they went into the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the best cuisine they had ever seen, and St Peter says "You can eat whatever you like and not gain weight, and you never get sick in Heaven."
With that, the old man flies into a rage, screaming wildly and throwing his halo across the clubhouse. St Peter and his wife try to calm him down, asking him what is wrong. The old man glared at his wife and angrily says "This is all your fault.If it weren't for you stuffing me daily with those damn bran muffins, I would have been here years ago!"