Heaven

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, May 15, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

    "So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your
    wife?"

    "None. I had a perfect marriage."

    "Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes.

    And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

    "Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

    "Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many
    times did you cheat on your wife?"

    "12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

    "Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

    Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes
    crying.

    "What's wrong?"

    "I just saw my wife."

    "So?"

    "She was riding a skateboard."

    ;D
     
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  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    [​IMG] Some people will end up walking ;)
     
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    An Irishman dies and is ready for judgement day. At the Pearly Gates, St peter asks him "What was your occupation on Earth?"

    "I was in charge of the IRA." Comes the reply.

    "Oh dear, I don't know if we can let you in for that..." says St Peter.
     
  4. JSWin

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    Lol!! Oh that is too much. Kind of a bad joke. Why do they get anything? The other one says some people will end up walking. Yeah, those are the ones that were the most loyal and honest. It's all mixed up. A rusty ford. Materialism, cars and things like this.
     
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