"Andrew Swan" <
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news:C7Y_b.220
> hippy wrote:
> > Tell you what, gimme a long-hair joke that I haven't heard 12 times before and I'll, um.. er..
> > laugh? ;-)
>
> A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they
> could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring
> your grades up, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it". A
> month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
> His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your
> bible diligently, but you didn't get hair cut!"
>
> The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know dad, I've been thinking about that. You know
> Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
>
> His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"
hehe
Okay, it looks like that challenge was too easy for you.. For the next task.. I want you to
levitate your bike using only your mind... ;-)
> My Smirk-O-Meter(TM): 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ^ (0.5)
Only 0.5? I would've smirked it at least 4.5.
Warning! Evil Bike Related Content: Had awesome 1in20 ride tonight! Fast up 1:20 and Perrins (for
me) and fast down, nearly hitting 80kph according to Chris's speedo. Won the sprint with my super
powers (big legs) and won the second sprint with a tricky "look at me, I'm Robbie McEwan!" push over
the line. Only just missed the 3rd sprint because Chris picked a nice 1bike gap next to a car..
happy hippy