Helmet propaganda debunked



[email protected] wrote:
> Scientific journals are finally taking a close look at bogus helmet
> claims:
>
> http://www.bikebiz.co.uk/daily-news/article.php?id=5495


BikeBiz should probably stop citing the link to the Freemasons. They're
just trying to make helmet promotion look sinister in a Dan Brown-esque
light, and it might be perceived as childish.

(FWIW, I'm anti-compulsion and possibly anti-helmet, and I know nothing
about Freemasonry).
 
Response to :


> http://www.bikebiz.co.uk/daily-news/article.php?id=5495


"...erroneous death stats provided by the Bicycle Helmet Initiative
Trust, a political lobbying organisation funded by the Freemasons."


A most serious subject, I know, but it *still* sounds to me like a
follow-up to "The Da Vinci Code"...

___
....As they crossed the Member's Lobby, the marvellous architecture of the
Victorian masterpiece - designed by Charles Barry and Augustus Pugin -
cast deep shadows over Eric's hawklike profile. Even though he trusted
Angela implicitly, he could hardly believe what he was hearing.

"...but Angela, you don't mean that cyclists are dying of head injuries
in their *thousands* every day, and a shadowy but essentially benign
organisation is trying desperately to stem the appalling tide of misery
which is caused by the failure of cyclists to take the most basic
precautions, as depicted in the secretly-removed addendum to Leonardo's
alleged drawing of a bicycle, not to mention the cut scenes from Jacques
Tati's "Jour de Fete?"

Angela tossed her girlish head in affectionate irritation, and said:

"Well, that's the exposition over with. You're right, Eric, and they're
relying on *us* to try to defuse the timebomb of, er, cyclists being
knocked off, before the entire cycling population of the country dies by
being run over by a truck, which a simple badly-fitted helmet could have
prevented. We need to find the Sacred Bell Helmet Of Belleville before
the fiendish BHRF send their crack team of rebuttal agents after us -
they've already got poor Coulthard!"

Eric stopped in his tracks. Something was wrong. Seriously wrong.

"Coulthard? But he always wore a helmet - how could he have been in
danger?"

"He forgot it. He was photographed twenty-seven times without one."

Twenty-seven times? With a flash of inspiration Eric realised that
that was the *exact* number of gears on Coulthard's bicycle. What did
that mean, he wondered? Coincidence? Or could it be that the whole
affair was more complex than he had thought? No, he decided, that was
obviously impossible - he and Angela were far too intelligent to have
made such a blunder.

He would find out only too soon that he couldn't have been more wrong.


[Excerpted without permission from Dan Brown's "The Snell Affair" -
coming soon to an Early Day Motion near you!]

--
Mark, UK, with too much time on his hands.

"Sir, Sunday morning, although recurring at regular and well foreseen
intervals, always seems to take this railway by surprise."
 
Mark McNeill wrote:
> Response to :
>
>
>
>> http://www.bikebiz.co.uk/daily-news/article.php?id=5495

>
>
> "...erroneous death stats provided by the Bicycle Helmet Initiative
> Trust, a political lobbying organisation funded by the Freemasons."
>
>
> A most serious subject, I know, but it *still* sounds to me like a
> follow-up to "The Da Vinci Code"...


Pure genius... which is more than can be said for the original. Well
done that man!

Jon
 
Mark McNeill wrote:
>
> A most serious subject, I know, but it *still* sounds to me like a
> follow-up to "The Da Vinci Code"...
>



Excellent! I think it deserves a place of honour on one of the anti-Fat
Eric websites.

Tony
 
Zog The Undeniable <[email protected]> wrote in news:426d2d26.0@entanet:

> (FWIW, I'm anti-compulsion and possibly anti-helmet, and I know nothing
> about Freemasonry).


So why are you standing with one trouser leg rolled up and your left breast
bared?

:)
 
Graeme wrote:
> Zog The Undeniable <[email protected]> wrote in news:426d2d26.0@entanet:
>
>
>>(FWIW, I'm anti-compulsion and possibly anti-helmet, and I know nothing
>>about Freemasonry).

>
>
> So why are you standing with one trouser leg rolled up and your left breast
> bared?
>


One trouser leg rolled up = cyclist who's forgotten their trouser clips.
Left breast bared = one of those long zip cycle tops ;-)

Next?

Tony
 
On Mon, 25 Apr 2005 21:21:38 +0100, Mark McNeill
<[email protected]> wrote:

>[Excerpted without permission from Dan Brown's "The Snell Affair" -
>coming soon to an Early Day Motion near you!]


Genius :)

Guy
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88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at CHS, Puget Sound
 
Tony Raven <[email protected]> wrote in news:3d6at7F6p9m66U2
@individual.net:

> One trouser leg rolled up = cyclist who's forgotten their trouser clips.
> Left breast bared = one of those long zip cycle tops ;-)
>


Aah, so this bloke's about to get on his bike -
<http://thebiggestsecretpict.online.fr/nwo/cabletow_rit.jpg>

I don't think he'll get too far though, his bandana has slipped. :)

Graeme
 
Graeme wrote:
> Tony Raven <[email protected]> wrote in news:3d6at7F6p9m66U2
> @individual.net:
>
>
>>One trouser leg rolled up = cyclist who's forgotten their trouser clips.
>> Left breast bared = one of those long zip cycle tops ;-)
>>

>
>
> Aah, so this bloke's about to get on his bike -
> <http://thebiggestsecretpict.online.fr/nwo/cabletow_rit.jpg>
>
> I don't think he'll get too far though, his bandana has slipped. :)
>


Wonder where he got the SPD slippers ;-)

Tony
 
Graeme wrote:
> Tony Raven <[email protected]> wrote in news:3d6at7F6p9m66U2
> @individual.net:
>
>
>>One trouser leg rolled up = cyclist who's forgotten their trouser clips.
>> Left breast bared = one of those long zip cycle tops ;-)
>>

>
>
> Aah, so this bloke's about to get on his bike -
> <http://thebiggestsecretpict.online.fr/nwo/cabletow_rit.jpg>
>


Actually he's a Freemason. The clue is it's the right trouser leg you
roll up to avoid the chainset ;-)

Tony
 
On 26 Apr 2005 09:03:43 GMT, Graeme <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Aah, so this bloke's about to get on his bike -
><http://thebiggestsecretpict.online.fr/nwo/cabletow_rit.jpg>


Dear oh dear. I liked this from the same site: "Although Meier
produced quite a few fake photographs (see fake UFOs), this is most
likely to be a genuine ET space craft, allegedly a Pleiadian beamship,
and has become a classic UFO pict. "

So, notorious hoaxer, but we're sure this one is genuine. Er, right.

Guy
--
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88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at CHS, Puget Sound
 
Mark McNeill wrote:

[Dan Brown-o-Stuff]

Snk! TWO gold stars and fifty house points to that man!

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