Found this old rec.humor.funny post - sums up the whole h*lm*t debate quite nicely
Doug
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/95q4/helmets.html
Bike helmet opinion form letter
[email protected] (Timothy E. Vaughan) (original,
chuckle, USENET)
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The following was posted to rec.bicycles.misc by Norman Carr, and I submit it to you with his
permission. I did some editing to make it a bit easier to read.
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It would appear that the 'Great Helmet Debate' is not going to go away in a hurry, so may I
therefore suggest that in the future anyone wishing to post on this subject makes use of the
following all- purpose form to register their opinion. Simply edit as required then post, no more
composing erudite rebuttals of the other chaps point of view necessary!
Handy helmet opinion registration form:
[I / my (boy/girl)friend / child / cat / (other) _______ ] [was / were] [cycling / driving / walking
the dog] the other day. It was [light / dark / sunny / raining / snowing] when [I / they]
collided with a [car / bus / truck / other cyclist / tree / the ground / item of street
furniture / (other)] ________ which hit [me / them] [from behind / head on / from the side /
from above / from below]. [I / they] [was / were] [travelling at ____ Km/h / ____ mph /
stationary] at the time and [I / they] landed [head first / _____ first]. The ______ which hit
[me / them] was [trying to avoid an accident / silly / stupid / drunk / asleep / insane]. There
was [nothing / something] [I / they] could do to avoid the collision and it was [partly /
entirely] [my / their] fault.
[J / they] suffered [no injuries / minor head injuries / minor injuries (not head) / permanent
disablement / brain damage / death]. Boy, am I glad
[K / they] [was / were] [wearing / not wearing] a helmet.
I think this experience makes it obvious that it [should / should not] be a legal requirement for
[everyone / nobody / people below the age of consent / experienced cyclists / novice cyclists /
drivers / pedestrians / people walking dogs / dogs / bus drivers / people with inadequate medical
insurance / trees] to [always / sometimes / ocassionally / never] wear a helmet when [on the road /
off road / popping down to the shops / in the supermarket / cooking / using stairs / in bed].
Furthermore, I [have / do not have] the statistics to prove it. Thus, anyone who disagrees with me
is [free to do as they please / entitled to their opinion / misguided / stupid / mad / a danger to
democratic civilisation].
I hope you all find this a useful contribution to the debate.
Happy cycling [with / without] helmet,
Norman.
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And Tim Vaughan, his humble r.h.f publicist
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