Hemmorhoids? Is there a cure?

Steve Sullivan said:

Back when I was living at Sister Mary's Orphanage, the good priests always
gave their favorite kids Preparation H for our hemorrhoids.

However, now that I have gotten older, I find one of the roids just keeps
popping out. I don't want to get surgery, but the little roid just keeps
getting bigger. Is there anything better than Preparation H?

Sperm. I have a 55gal drum in the cellar I've been savingup for a
couple of months now (yes, I shoot a nice one) and if you pay
shipping, it's yours.

Steve Sullivan said:

Back when I was living at Sister Mary's Orphanage, the good

priests

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always gave their favorite kids Preparation H for our

hemorrhoids.

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However, now that I have gotten older, I find one of the roids

just

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keeps popping out. I don't want to get surgery, but the little

roid

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just keeps getting bigger. Is there anything better than
Preparation H?

Eat at least 25 grams of fiber/day.

locker

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Steve Sullivan said:

Back when I was living at Sister Mary's Orphanage, the good priests always
gave their favorite kids Preparation H for our hemorrhoids.

However, now that I have gotten older, I find one of the roids just keeps
popping out. I don't want to get surgery, but the little roid just keeps
getting bigger. Is there anything better than Preparation H?

Sperm. I have a 55gal drum in the cellar I've been savingup for a
couple of months now (yes, I shoot a nice one) and if you pay
shipping, it's yours.

Been saving the Baby Gravey until you get a boy/girl friend?

Elimination of Hemorrhoids just isn't natural, they're just 'Speed
Bumps' for [censored]

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Been saving the Baby Gravey until you get a boy/girl friend?

I drain it out of my wife and mistressses pussys and asses.

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Elimination of Hemorrhoids just isn't natural, they're just 'Speed
Bumps' for [censored]

I agree. Hemoroids feel like little fingers massaging your... um I
mean I don't know.