Hey Ass Hatchet lovers



Tom,

Care post and COMPARE financial statements.....?

Go back and cruise on your YUGO.....or perch yourself on that ass hatchet
pole......

Holiday cheers,

Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline .com

Tom wrote:

> Rich Long wrote:
> > Now let's take a close look at who's got what up ur ass.
> >
> > Mine is a full custom contoured carbon seat wrapping my shoulders and
> > supporting my entire upper torso in comfort and with precise, even,
> weight
> > distribution very similar to a Recaro full leather racing seats found
> in
> > my Ferrari Enzo .
> >
> > Yours is a NARROW SLITHER OF LEATHER UP UR ASS positioning your upper
> > torso in a most ridiculous fashion head first, just waiting to be
> launched
> > over the bars. This riding posture is a prerequisite for the DARWIN
> 2004
> > awards!!!
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> >
> > Johnny [email protected]
> >
> Umm, the chances of you having an Enzo, are about as good as almost
> everyone else on this group having a recumbent, and that would be slim
> to none. I'm pretty sure you suck, and so does your damn recumbent.
> No shave your beard and take a shower.
>
> Tom
 
What I meant to say is that normally if one has a car such as a Ferrari
Enzo, it's normally to make up for a lack of a certain something,
such as a small penis. This may be generalizing vaguely, as I'm
certain that some Ferrari owners are generally well endowed. You, I'm
not so sure really. Especially since you come at me with, "Let's
compare financial statements". I don't even remotely care how much
money you make, or don't make. But once again, the chances of you
owning an Enzo are remote at best. There were only 349 of the machines
made, and only and you had to be a previous owner of at least 2
Ferraris to even get on the list to purchase this fine machine.
The Enzo is a work of art, unlike your stupid recumbent.

Tom
 
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 00:36:19 GMT, "Ernesto" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Why is it that with recumbent the rider is always either a geek or a dork?

Seems to be true of the ones with the most obnoxious posts. The normal
ones just talk about bikes.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...
 
GaryG wrote:

> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are
> > binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I
> > posted the link of the fastest stock bike in the
> > universe so you will know what the fastest bike is
> > PERIOD. No UCI bullcrap restrictions with this speed
> > missile.
> >
> > http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm
> >
> > When you saddle luvin' slowpokes get smart and decide
> > to go fast, you will be begging for a NoCom. Who the
> > hell wants to ride that pathetic slow mid 20's
> > paceline speed.
> >
> > The educated and informed cyclist with a splitter street luge
> > prefers mid 30s to 40 mph for a typical cruise with NO
> > sissy paceline to slow it down.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny [email protected]
> >
> >
> > =====
> > The only way to go is real low and fast with a carbon bladder molded,
> > splitter Ultralow Lowracer.
> >
> >
>
> And when you end up flattened beneath the wheels of an Expedition whose
> driver "didn't see that little ole toy bike way down there officer", we'll
> all shed a few tears.
>
> BTW, how's that thing climb? Oh, wait...you live in Chicago...never mind.
>
> GG

GG,

Just waiting for the 2004 Darwin Awards for you Preparation H greased seat
post lovers's brains
splattered on the pavement as a result of the antiquated head first riding
position.

Happy holidays,

Johnny [email protected]
 
[email protected] wrote:

> "Johnny NoCom" a.k.a. "Queen of the Flatlands"
>
> Poor ******* is trapped in a world of nice flat velodromes, smooth bike
> paths w/ grades never exceeding 2% and long sweeping turns never
> greater than 150 degrees. Why don't you come out to Cali, Queenie,
> where riders both bent and upright hammer up hills, speed around hair
> pin turns, and laugh as they pass no clearance idiots like yourself
> who've been thrown from their Ultralow one trick pony bikes b/c of a
> bump in the road.
>
> You need to get a boyfriend. I imagine you'll find him much more fun
> to ride as the experience will undoubtedly fulfull your obsession w/
> things that go up your ass.

Trapped? You gotta be kidding! No need to go anywhere. Thousands of
miles
of terrific riding in Illinois, Wisconsin, and Indiana. And some hills
too, with
several inviational courses with 4,000 to over 10,000 feet of climbing.

The only one "thrown" is gonna be you numbnuts with your center of gravity

perched atop the handlebars. With the slightest bump, launching over
them onto
the pavement headfirst will certainly qualify for the Darwin Awards.

Holiday cheers,

Johnny [email protected]
 
Tom wrote:

> What I meant to say is that normally if one has a car such as a Ferrari
> Enzo, it's normally to make up for a lack of a certain something,
> such as a small penis. This may be generalizing vaguely, as I'm
> certain that some Ferrari owners are generally well endowed. You, I'm
> not so sure really. Especially since you come at me with, "Let's
> compare financial statements". I don't even remotely care how much
> money you make, or don't make. But once again, the chances of you
> owning an Enzo are remote at best. There were only 349 of the machines
> made, and only and you had to be a previous owner of at least 2
> Ferraris to even get on the list to purchase this fine machine.
> The Enzo is a work of art, unlike your stupid recumbent.
>
> Tom

Tom,

Unfortunately a Yugo owner like yourself can't phantom any concept of a
"work of art."
I realize your $3,995 purchase was a an act of futility. Did you
previously own a Vega?

Inquiring minds want to know?

BTW, I suggest you contact the S. Ca. Ferrari Club Owners Club to verify
my assertion.
Then again, this would tie in to my financials, which you have no
interest.

Holidy Cheers,

Johnny [email protected]
 
In article <[email protected]>,
Johnny NoCom <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> writes:
> No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are
> binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I
> posted the link of the fastest stock bike in the
> universe so you will know what the fastest bike is
> PERIOD. No UCI bullcrap restrictions with this speed
> missile.
>
> http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm
>
> When you saddle luvin' slowpokes get smart and decide
> to go fast, you will be begging for a NoCom. Who the
> hell wants to ride that pathetic slow mid 20's
> paceline speed.
>
> The educated and informed cyclist with a splitter street luge
> prefers mid 30s to 40 mph for a typical cruise with NO
> sissy paceline to slow it down.

This is more useful:
http://www.brandsonsale.com/auto-creeper.html

If you /really/ want fast, I guess you could fire
your 'splitter street luge' out a cannon. In fact,
I recommend it.


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http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036041.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036095.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036111.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036130.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036131.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036252.jpg

At least they appear to be having fun.

Happy Holidays Jon Boy!

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are
> binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle. I
> posted the link of the fastest stock bike in the
> universe so you will know what the fastest bike is
> PERIOD. No UCI bullcrap restrictions with this speed
> missile.
>
> http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm
>
> When you saddle luvin' slowpokes get smart and decide
> to go fast, you will be begging for a NoCom. Who the
> hell wants to ride that pathetic slow mid 20's
> paceline speed.
>
> The educated and informed cyclist with a splitter street luge
> prefers mid 30s to 40 mph for a typical cruise with NO
> sissy paceline to slow it down.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [email protected]
>
>
> =====
> The only way to go is real low and fast with a carbon bladder molded,
> splitter Ultralow Lowracer.
>
>
>
 
Johnny, here's a challenge for you. Just try to complete Jobst's Sunday
ride with him, with you riding your recumbent and him on his
conventional bike. Typical rides are around 100 miles, covering all
types of terrain and surfaces, including road (paved and dirt), trail
riding, perhaps a stream crossing, with about 8,000 feet of climbing. I
think Jobst is nearly 70, but the pace of the ride should be brisk. If
you complete the ride, you might understand why Jobst doesn't find
recumbents very compelling for his type of riding.

Zub
 
 
"Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> B. Lafferty wrote:
>
>> http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036041.jpg
>> http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036095.jpg
>> http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036111.jpg
>> http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036130.jpg
>> http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036131.jpg
>> http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036252.jpg
>>
>> At least they appear to be having fun.
>>
>> Happy Holidays Jon Boy!
>
>
> I've been wondering what ZZ Top has been up to.
>
> Steve

Rhinestone Shades or Cheap Sunglasses.
 
On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 23:37:49 +0000, Johnny NoCom wrote:

> No reason to get all upset just cuz your panties are
> binding up your crotch from that ass hatchet saddle

my Brooks does not hatchet one bit.

'Bents are great for those whose destiny it is to perish in city traffic,
and for arrogant bearded liberal college professors. Real red staters ride
diamond frames as clearly mentioned in Leviticus under the forbidden
positions clause.

:p
 
Johnny NoCom <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> brains
> splattered on the pavement as a result of the antiquated head first riding
> position.

*****,
I know you're just trolling and ****, but I do have one serious
question. Do you ever take that thing out in city traffic?
 
In rec.bicycles.racing McTavish <[email protected]> wrote:
> B. Lafferty wrote:

>> http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036131.jpg

> ...who won 23 national track championships between 1986 and 2001.

You're going to have to help me out. The parameters I'm using
are:

- lot's of track championships
- 1st one in 1986

And I'm drawing a blank.

I was at the 2001 track nationals and I was almost certain I was
the fattest guy there. How did I miss this guy?

Bob Schwartz
[email protected]
 
Slovenian, and that isn't fat.

Bob Schwartz wrote:
> In rec.bicycles.racing McTavish <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>B. Lafferty wrote:
>

> I was at the 2001 track nationals and I was almost certain I was
> the fattest guy there. How did I miss this guy?
>
> Bob Schwartz
> [email protected]


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