Hippies are such a pain in the ass. Everything about them bothers me - like the smell of their marijuana that follows them wherever they go, their anti war tshirts that they probably dont understand, their cave-man beards, their dirt-encrusted arms, their frayed jeans, etc, etc, etc. Calm me down because a hippie rides by on a rusted cruiser every 15 minutes, and my authentic sioux bow & arrows are just itching to get caught in the spokes of those hippies' bikes. And when they bleed, they have so much of various substances in their bloodstream that even their BLOOD is likely tie-dyed! id just love to see a hippie hit his face on the pavement, and lose his three remaining teeth. man, that would be sweet.
(heavy breathing)
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