How unromantic, it's much nicer to strip off and go gathering magic mushrooms in the woodland, shag everyone of the opposite sex you meet then gather back round the campfire and get blasted.
Hey here's a good one. My brother and his mates were always going on about MacDonalds **** burgers, hormones, deforestation etc
They decided that they would rig out a van and sell Ethic Burgers to finance their habits, and do a bit of under the counter stuff to 'selected customers' at Festivals.
Yeh man, yeh man, great idea man. They hadn't got a feckin clue. Only my brother Vinny had a job, and was the only one that could drive.
Just do it Vinny man, we're with you all the way. Hey Vinny, any chance of tagging a caravan on, we're all getting to old to sleep in muddy tents.