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ComandanteBanana
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On Apr 30, 9:06 pm, Pat <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Apr 30, 6:55 pm, ComandanteBanana <[email protected]>
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> > On Apr 30, 11:27 am, Pat <[email protected]> wrote:
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> > > On Apr 28, 3:52 pm, ComandanteBanana <[email protected]>
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> > > > (This comment interprets horn blowing. My own interpretation is found
> > > > below.)
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> > > > Horn Blowing: Interpreting the Message.
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> > > > If someone honks a horn at you, the meaning is all in the duration. A
> > > > really brief "Bip!" means "Hi!" or "Bye!" A moderately short beep
> > > > means, "I just want you to realize I'm here." Somewhere between a
> > > > second and maybe two seconds means, "I'm here and I am annoyed at your
> > > > heedlessness." Over two seconds it means, "I'm ****** off at you,
> > > > JERK!" Longer than three seconds it means, "I'm ****** off at this
> > > > whole situation! And I am frustrated that I can't do anything more
> > > > effective than sit here and blow my horn. Boy am I
> > > > frustrated!" (Usually employed in traffic jams to make people around
> > > > you even more frustrated too.)
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> > > > Repeated honks are either repetitions of the above (sorted by blast
> > > > duration) or monotone musical "Hellos" if done in cadence with known
> > > > tunes like "Shave and a haircut: two bits!" (Meant to be friendly.)
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> > > >http://www.dahon.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5105&st=0&gopid=37361&...
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> > > > Like I said somewhere else: most of the time the vehicle's blowing the
> > > > horn is equivalent to the lion's roar...
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> > > > "Hey, this is my territory and you better get lost --or else I eat
> > > > you!"
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> > > > And guess what the monkey riding the bike said... "Yes, you can eat my
> > > > banana!"
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> > > > WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEhttp://webspawner.com/users/donquijote
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> > > I've heard of people talking to themselves but not posting to
> > > themselves. You need to adjust your meds or something. You've made
> > > 2/3 (11 of 17) of all posts in this thread with multiple cases in
> > > which you respond to your own posts. Pretty unbelieveable.- Hide quoted text -
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> > Well, I'm chatting with my copycat, ComandanteApeshit, about bull and
> > horns.
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> > And what are doing here if you don't ride a bike and you hate cyclists?-Hide quoted text -
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> I guess the better question is: what are YOU doing here because you
> don't have anything to do with urban planning.- Hide quoted text -
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That's one of the problems with living in the boondocks: Your brain
usually slows down until you get a sort of mental retardation. I call
it the "boondocks syndrome," and it manifests by either being
indifferent to the outside world, or making stupid comments about
something that you don't care about. For example, WHAT DO YOU CARE
ABOUT URBAN PLANNING IF YOU LIVE IN THE BOONDOCKS?
FYI, I propose BIKE FACILITIES, and those are part of urban planning.
> On Apr 30, 6:55 pm, ComandanteBanana <[email protected]>
> wrote:
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> > On Apr 30, 11:27 am, Pat <[email protected]> wrote:
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> > > On Apr 28, 3:52 pm, ComandanteBanana <[email protected]>
> > > wrote:
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> > > > (This comment interprets horn blowing. My own interpretation is found
> > > > below.)
>
> > > > Horn Blowing: Interpreting the Message.
>
> > > > If someone honks a horn at you, the meaning is all in the duration. A
> > > > really brief "Bip!" means "Hi!" or "Bye!" A moderately short beep
> > > > means, "I just want you to realize I'm here." Somewhere between a
> > > > second and maybe two seconds means, "I'm here and I am annoyed at your
> > > > heedlessness." Over two seconds it means, "I'm ****** off at you,
> > > > JERK!" Longer than three seconds it means, "I'm ****** off at this
> > > > whole situation! And I am frustrated that I can't do anything more
> > > > effective than sit here and blow my horn. Boy am I
> > > > frustrated!" (Usually employed in traffic jams to make people around
> > > > you even more frustrated too.)
>
> > > > Repeated honks are either repetitions of the above (sorted by blast
> > > > duration) or monotone musical "Hellos" if done in cadence with known
> > > > tunes like "Shave and a haircut: two bits!" (Meant to be friendly.)
>
> > > >http://www.dahon.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5105&st=0&gopid=37361&...
>
> > > > Like I said somewhere else: most of the time the vehicle's blowing the
> > > > horn is equivalent to the lion's roar...
>
> > > > "Hey, this is my territory and you better get lost --or else I eat
> > > > you!"
>
> > > > And guess what the monkey riding the bike said... "Yes, you can eat my
> > > > banana!"
>
> > > > WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEhttp://webspawner.com/users/donquijote
>
> > > I've heard of people talking to themselves but not posting to
> > > themselves. You need to adjust your meds or something. You've made
> > > 2/3 (11 of 17) of all posts in this thread with multiple cases in
> > > which you respond to your own posts. Pretty unbelieveable.- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
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> > Well, I'm chatting with my copycat, ComandanteApeshit, about bull and
> > horns.
>
> > And what are doing here if you don't ride a bike and you hate cyclists?-Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> I guess the better question is: what are YOU doing here because you
> don't have anything to do with urban planning.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
That's one of the problems with living in the boondocks: Your brain
usually slows down until you get a sort of mental retardation. I call
it the "boondocks syndrome," and it manifests by either being
indifferent to the outside world, or making stupid comments about
something that you don't care about. For example, WHAT DO YOU CARE
ABOUT URBAN PLANNING IF YOU LIVE IN THE BOONDOCKS?
FYI, I propose BIKE FACILITIES, and those are part of urban planning.
