On May 1, 8:50 am, ComandanteBanana <
[email protected]> wrote:
> On Apr 30, 9:06 pm, Pat <[email protected]> wrote:
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> > On Apr 30, 6:55 pm, ComandanteBanana <[email protected]>
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> > > On Apr 30, 11:27 am, Pat <[email protected]> wrote:
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> > > > On Apr 28, 3:52 pm, ComandanteBanana <[email protected]>
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> > > > > (This comment interprets horn blowing. My own interpretation is found
> > > > > below.)
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> > > > > Horn Blowing: Interpreting the Message.
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> > > > > If someone honks a horn at you, the meaning is all in the duration.. A
> > > > > really brief "Bip!" means "Hi!" or "Bye!" A moderately short beep
> > > > > means, "I just want you to realize I'm here." Somewhere between a
> > > > > second and maybe two seconds means, "I'm here and I am annoyed at your
> > > > > heedlessness." Over two seconds it means, "I'm ****** off at you,
> > > > > JERK!" Longer than three seconds it means, "I'm ****** off at this
> > > > > whole situation! And I am frustrated that I can't do anything more
> > > > > effective than sit here and blow my horn. Boy am I
> > > > > frustrated!" (Usually employed in traffic jams to make people around
> > > > > you even more frustrated too.)
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> > > > > Repeated honks are either repetitions of the above (sorted by blast
> > > > > duration) or monotone musical "Hellos" if done in cadence with known
> > > > > tunes like "Shave and a haircut: two bits!" (Meant to be friendly.)
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> > > > >http://www.dahon.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5105&st=0&gopid=37361&...
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> > > > > Like I said somewhere else: most of the time the vehicle's blowingthe
> > > > > horn is equivalent to the lion's roar...
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> > > > > "Hey, this is my territory and you better get lost --or else I eat
> > > > > you!"
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> > > > > And guess what the monkey riding the bike said... "Yes, you can eat my
> > > > > banana!"
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> > > > > WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEhttp://webspawner.com/users/donquijote
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> > > > I've heard of people talking to themselves but not posting to
> > > > themselves. You need to adjust your meds or something. You've made
> > > > 2/3 (11 of 17) of all posts in this thread with multiple cases in
> > > > which you respond to your own posts. Pretty unbelieveable.- Hide quoted text -
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> > > Well, I'm chatting with my copycat, ComandanteApeshit, about bull and
> > > horns.
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> > > And what are doing here if you don't ride a bike and you hate cyclists?- Hide quoted text -
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> > I guess the better question is: what are YOU doing here because you
> > don't have anything to do with urban planning.- Hide quoted text -
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> That's one of the problems with living in the boondocks: Your brain
> usually slows down until you get a sort of mental retardation. I call
> it the "boondocks syndrome," and it manifests by either being
> indifferent to the outside world, or making stupid comments about
> something that you don't care about. For example, WHAT DO YOU CARE
> ABOUT URBAN PLANNING IF YOU LIVE IN THE BOONDOCKS?
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> FYI, I propose BIKE FACILITIES, and those are part of urban planning.- Hide quoted text -
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Like usual, you are completely wrong. I live in the boondocks because
it's a great place to live. But I work in urban planning and
community development. Unlike you, who just babbles some
incomprehensible thing about moneys riding bikes and "the revolution"
that will never come, I actually work towards the betterment of
communities.
As for bike plans, in the area of the world where I live; no one
cares. They are too expensive and wasteful. Money can be used for
much more benefitial activities. In some areas where people bike
more, they may be a great idea and therefore they should be
encouraged.
Finally, in your trifecta of wrongness, I am not against bikes and
have never said so. I always say "whatever floats your boat". If you
like biking, then bike. I don't give a d**n what you do.
