How Do You Eat Spaghetti?



On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 10:54:26 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Wed, 6 Jul 2005 11:26:16 -0400, "Otto Bahn"
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>"Kevin S. Wilson" <[email protected]> wrote
>>
>>> Did your computer post this message before you could add anything to
>>> it? Mine does that sometimes, too.
>>
>>Me too!
>>
>>--oTTo--
>>
 
Theresa Willis <[email protected]> writes:

>On Sun, 03 Jul 2005 17:45:13 GMT, "Jeremy D. Impson"
><[email protected]> wrote:

>>
>>Thanks for that very helpful, informative, perspicacious and utterly
>>worthless post. Take it to a chat room, FOOLS!
>>

>Should that be hcat room?

I AM IQCING U RITE NOW! ALS!

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On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 11:39:18 -0600, I needed a babel fish to
understand Kevin S. Wilson <[email protected]> :

>
>I don't see alt.cuddles.fluffy.bunny in the newsgroups line. Are you
>in some other chat room?
>
>Oh, forcryinoutloud. Calm down.

Do you really consider this a chat room? No, really consider it a
chat room?
its Usenet... not a chat room.

good hunting
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is
indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke
 
On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 15:02:58 -0400, Bob (this one) wrote:

>I certainly am. Why just this morning that nice old lady at Walmart told
>me that. And I believe her.

Wal-Mart, huh? Why am I not surprised that you shop at Hillbilly
Heaven? Did you buy pliers to get those pesky hooks out, Mr "I'm
Through Posting Here, You're Mean"?

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Harming humanity since 1951.
"McGonnell, welcome to Plonksville, population: You"
-- Stacia


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On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 17:00:55 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

>On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 18:41:48 -0400, "Bob (this one)" <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>>Google is wonderful. And so educational.
>>
>Tell you what, Sparky. When you get done doing this unnecessary
>homework, sit down with an authoritative style guide or handbook and
>figure out how to S P A C E the ellipses properly. Like I said, they
>aren't ellipses until you start using them correctly. Till then,
>they're just dots on the screen.
>
>BTW, you're 0 for 2, and I wasn't even trolling about the ellipses.

How dare you hook Bob the Giant Brane with a non-troll! He's a
certified Geenyus who edited his high school newspaper before you were
born! He's Wile E. Coyote to your Roadrunner, so you might as well
give up now before his Acme Thesaurus blows up in his face. His
geekitude is strong, Lord Vader, and you know it when he quotes
wikipedia.

--
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Harming humanity since 1951.
"McGonnell, welcome to Plonksville, population: You"
-- Stacia

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On Wed, 6 Jul 2005 13:45:01 -0400, "Otto Bahn" wrote:

>"Kevin S. Wilson" <[email protected]> wrote
>
>> >I'm not quoting any of this on purpose.
>>
>> Same here.
>
>Me too.

My newsreader does it for me!

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Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 11:49:02 -0400, Chris McGonnell
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 17:00:55 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 18:41:48 -0400, "Bob (this one)" <[email protected]>
>>wrote:
>>>Google is wonderful. And so educational.
>>>
>>Tell you what, Sparky. When you get done doing this unnecessary
>>homework, sit down with an authoritative style guide or handbook and
>>figure out how to S P A C E the ellipses properly. Like I said, they
>>aren't ellipses until you start using them correctly. Till then,
>>they're just dots on the screen.
>>
>>BTW, you're 0 for 2, and I wasn't even trolling about the ellipses.
>
>How dare you hook Bob the Giant Brane with a non-troll! He's a
>certified Geenyus who edited his high school newspaper before you were
>born! He's Wile E. Coyote to your Roadrunner, so you might as well
>give up now before his Acme Thesaurus blows up in his face. His
>geekitude is strong, Lord Vader, and you know it when he quotes
>wikipedia.

His geekitude is all the more impressive because he quotes wikipedia
and then immediately says, "Google is wonderful. And so educational."

Another words (his, actually), he's less uneducated.
 
On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:25:53 GMT, Lewzephyr wrote:

>On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 11:39:18 -0600, I needed a babel fish to
>understand Kevin S. Wilson <[email protected]> :
>
>>
>>I don't see alt.cuddles.fluffy.bunny in the newsgroups line. Are you
>>in some other chat room?
>>
>>Oh, forcryinoutloud. Calm down.
>
>Do you really consider this a chat room? No, really consider it a
>chat room?
>its Usenet... not a chat room.

D00d, check the headers. Our chat room has bumped into your chat room
like peanut butter into chocolate! Guess which chat room is ours.

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"McGonnell, welcome to Plonksville, population: You"
-- Stacia

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On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 20:03:13 GMT, cleghumper wrote:

>
>
>"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote:
>>
>
>> On the next episode of "Showing Off Pastorio's Giant BRANE": Sloppy
>> Punctuation for Those . . . Who Don't . . . Know Better . . .
>
>Dude, this isn't a discussion about Spaghetti anymore. Why are your
>still here?

He waited for you to misspell "you," of course. And now you have.

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"McGonnell, welcome to Plonksville, population: You"
-- Stacia


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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:52:47 GMT, Lewzephyr <[email protected]>
wrote:

>On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 09:50:40 -0600, I needed a babel fish to
>understand Kevin S. Wilson <[email protected]> :
>
>>On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:28:11 GMT, Lewzephyr <[email protected]>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 13:18:48 -0600, I needed a babel fish to
>>>understand Kevin S. Wilson <[email protected]> :
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 13:37:02 -0500, ceed
>>>><ceed@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>
>>>>>It's a waste of bandwidth and the time I spend weeding you guys out of my
>>>>>newsgroup feed.
>>>>
>>>>That's what kill files are for.
>>>>
>>>>>To me you're just antoher spammer with a personal agenda.
>>>>
>>>>Then you have no idea what constitutes Usenet spam.
>>>
>>>Welp, got it right that time... its Usenet.. not a chat room...
>>
>>Actually, it's the Internet, but I wouldn't expect a newbie to know
>>that.
>yes its on the internet.. but it is not "the Internet"...

Nice try, but that's going to fool only those few people who don't
know the difference between an internet (with a small i) and the
Internet (capital I).

>It is
>usenet. do some research....

When I want something researched, I just taunt Bob the Giant Brane.
He'll do unnecessary homework for free!

>show some maturity...

What in the world for?
>>
>>PS: Your period key appears to be sticking.
>
>im crushed....
>/sniff

Can . . . someone . . . please tell me . . . what strange . . .
mental . . . . deficiency . . . or ailment . . .causes people to . .
... randomly . . .insert ellipses . . . into . . . everything . .. they
post to these . . . chat . . . rooms..............................?
 
"Chris McGonnell" <[email protected]> wrote

> >>I don't see alt.cuddles.fluffy.bunny in the newsgroups line. Are you
> >>in some other chat room?
> >>
> >>Oh, forcryinoutloud. Calm down.
> >
> >Do you really consider this a chat room? No, really consider it a
> >chat room?
> >its Usenet... not a chat room.
>
> D00d, check the headers. Our chat room has bumped into your chat room
> like peanut butter into chocolate! Guess which chat room is ours.

It's almost like he doesn't realize there is more than one
chatrom on the Usenet.

ROFL LOL!

--oTTo--
 
Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

> Can . . . someone . . . please tell me . . . what strange . . .
> mental . . . . deficiency . . . or ailment . . .causes people to . .
> .. randomly . . .insert ellipses . . . into . . . everything . .. they
> post to these . . . chat . . . rooms..............................?

An unhealthy fascination with Johannes Kepler?

JS
 
On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 00:35:16 -0400, TomH wrote:

>On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 10:54:26 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 6 Jul 2005 11:26:16 -0400, "Otto Bahn"
>><[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>"Kevin S. Wilson" <[email protected]> wrote
>>>
>>>> Did your computer post this message before you could add anything to
>>>> it? Mine does that sometimes, too.
>>>
>>>Me too!
>>>
>>>--oTTo--
>>>


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John Schmidt wrote:
> Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
> > Can . . . someone . . . please tell me . . . what strange . . .
> > mental . . . . deficiency . . . or ailment . . .causes people to . .
> > .. randomly . . .insert ellipses . . . into . . . everything . .. they
> > post to these . . . chat . . . rooms..............................?
>
> An unhealthy fascination with Johannes Kepler?
>
> JS

Or maybe Shatner?

Cam
 
Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> Can . . . someone . . . please tell me . . . what strange . . .
> mental . . . . deficiency . . . or ailment . . .causes people to . .
> .. randomly . . .insert ellipses . . . into . . . everything . .. they
> post to these . . . chat . . . rooms..............................?

I know the answer to this. They write like they think. Fragmentary
thoughts separated by dead silence.

Damn, this is so close to a haiku... Should I... No, not worth the
bother...
 
On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 11:37:04 -0400, Chris McGonnell
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 15:02:58 -0400, Bob (this one) wrote:
>
>>I certainly am. Why just this morning that nice old lady at Walmart told
>>me that. And I believe her.
>
>Wal-Mart, huh?

I missed that post. Did "Bob" try to tell the old joke about the
woman trolling him into paying for her purchases by calling him "Son."
That's a good one!

BW
 
On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 12:07:59 -0400, John Schmidt <[email protected]> wrote:

>Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
>> Can . . . someone . . . please tell me . . . what strange . . .
>> mental . . . . deficiency . . . or ailment . . .causes people to . .
>> .. randomly . . .insert ellipses . . . into . . . everything . .. they
>> post to these . . . chat . . . rooms..............................?
>
>An unhealthy fascination with Johannes Kepler?

Can a fascination with Johannes Kepler ever be truly unhealthy?

BW
 
Chris McGonnell wrote:
>
> On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 20:03:13 GMT, cleghumper wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote:
> >>
> >
> >> On the next episode of "Showing Off Pastorio's Giant BRANE": Sloppy
> >> Punctuation for Those . . . Who Don't . . . Know Better . . .
> >
> >Dude, this isn't a discussion about Spaghetti anymore. Why are your
> >still here?
>
> He waited for you to misspell "you," of course. And now you have.

We established the plurality of Kevin last week.

I now understand why he is called Kevins.

-CAL

PS, when will you tell him your not related to Ronald.
 
"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote:
>

> Can . . . someone . . . please tell me . . . what strange . . .
> mental . . . . deficiency . . . or ailment . . .causes people to . .
> .. randomly . . .insert ellipses . . . into . . . everything . .. they
> post to these . . . chat . . . rooms..............................?


He is making room for you?

-CAL
 
Otto Bahn wrote:
>
> It's almost like he doesn't realize there is more than one
> chatrom on the Usenet.
> ....
> ROFL LOL!

IFYPFU

_CAL
 
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