how do you know your a redneck cyclist?

[zaskar]

if your only cycling activity is running to the corner
store on your bike for a 12 pack of bush beer
or seeing how many laps you can do in your trailer.

well theres how do you know redneck about
everthing else, any redneck cyclist here

 

[mfallon]

Originally posted by zaskar
if your only cycling activity is running to the corner
store on your bike for a 12 pack of bush beer
or seeing how many laps you can do in your trailer.

well theres how do you know redneck about
everthing else, any redneck cyclist here

Wouldn't that be an oxymoron? He wouldn't be riding a bike because he wouldn't have any place to put his shotgun.

 

[TeleJohn]

I've found a place. You have to saw the barrel off a bit to get it to fit into the frame pump bracket.

 

[Sidi]

Originally posted by TeleJohn
I've found a place. You have to saw the barrel off a bit to get it to fit into the frame pump bracket.

How would not survive that because the dog that is running next to him bites him in the leg so he shakes his leg and triggers the shotgun to go off and takes his own head off.

 

[SLS]

Originally posted by TeleJohn
I've found a place. You have to saw the barrel off a bit to get it to fit into the frame pump bracket.

Tried that but ATF had a few words to say

 

[JohnO]

Look for tobacco juice on the downtube

Cyclist stopped to spray paint his girlfriend's name on an overpass

You get dropped by a guy shouting "Yeeeeeehaw"

Cycle with a gooseneck trailer hitch on the back.

Tin of Skoal in the jersey pocket

 

[pig pog]

Originally posted by mfallon
Wouldn't that be an oxymoron? He wouldn't be riding a bike because he wouldn't have any place to put his shotgun.

http://www.ram-mount.com/atvmotor.htm

 

[mfallon]

Originally posted by pig pog
http://www.ram-mount.com/atvmotor.htm

That's just scary.

Matt

 

[Hecubus]

Originally posted by mfallon
Wouldn't that be an oxymoron? He wouldn't be riding a bike because he wouldn't have any place to put his shotgun.

Says who?

 

[stevek]

your a redneck if you yell **** at pedestrians as you pass.

 

[zaskar]

Originally posted by Hecubus

Says who?

thats kool!! where do i get my gun mount?

 

[JohnO]

Now, where is that dog that keeps chasing me?