How life should be!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Lazy legs, Apr 3, 2003.

  1. Lazy legs

    Lazy legs New Member

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    Words of wisdom from George Constanza. (from Seinfeld)

    "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? DEATH! What's that, a bonus?!?
    I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being to healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party and you get ready for High School. You go to Primary School, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, and THEN...

    YOU FINISH OFF AS AN ORGASM!!! AMEN! "

    Now that would be life to the fullest! :D :D ;)
     
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  2. JSWin

    JSWin Member

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    Yeah I like all that. I think somehow I am actually doing that. It's kind of interesting. I've reset or been reborn, a new life or something. Maybe let out of some sort of prison, free at last. I don't think we start off as an orgasm though. It's more like a zygote. It's a nice thought though. Might be part of the secret of living happily.
     
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