I have a concealed gnu carry permit, although I'll admit that the gnu's hooves dig in somethin' fierce. Once he gored me with his horns when I tried to pull 'im out of my concealed gnu-holster, one night, when I was afeared that there was neerdowell's lurking in the shadows plotting to deprive me of my right to life, liberty, and to do harm to others who make me paranoid.