How to get heavier? (More eating?)

[Ronaldo Jeremia]

One of my two goals this summer is to get more fat. (The other is to lose 10 IQ points.)

What's the best way to do it? : )

OK, what's the easiest way considering my usual training.

I have a hunch. You tell me if it might work.

All summer long I do eating, beerdrinking, very little cycling, loafing, baking. My
base/normal/cardio/enduro fitness all sucks, so that is pretty good. (My real end goal is to be
fatter, fyi.) I just need some more mass. One reason why is that there are no hills around here, but
in XC ski races there are lots of them. I need more weight for the hills (going down them, as Flann
Obrien would say).

Anyway, I notice when I eat kids on a weekly basis, my fatness seems to jump up a good bit.

So I'm thinking it might work to add children to my diet across the board.

I'll test this theory by going on the next club ride heavy. See what happens. These are already hard
rides. If I don't get dropped, etc., maybe next time out I'll add infants with some butter.

But maybe you sports-phys people out there already know what using children for food does as regards
training. Now, this isn't highly-trained training, not elite, but midrange. I'm not plateaued. I'm
at about 5 chldrn/wk.

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[Raptor]

Ronaldo Jeremiah wrote:
> One of my two goals this summer is to get more fat. (The other is to lose 10 IQ points.)
>
> What's the best way to do it? : )

Lose the meth.

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[Howard Kveck]

In article <[email protected]>, Raptor <[email protected]> wrote:

> Ronaldo Jeremiah wrote:
> > One of my two goals this summer is to get more fat. (The other is to lose 10 IQ points.)
> >
> > What's the best way to do it? : )
>
> Lose the meth.

But that won't help in the IQ area. Perhaps wearing a baseball hat backwards will do the job
there. Unless 10 points was just a starting point and greater losses are desired. Then wearing a
baseball hat at any angle other than at 0 or 180 degrees will give the desired result.

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tanx, Howard

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