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Bob Dole
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Assuming Floyd's test results did show synthetic testosterone, what
might the next story be?
Some possibilities:
1. Domestique takes it for the team: An aging Phonak domestique claims
responsibility ("I put some in his beer hoping to make him feel
better"). The domestique later has a long career in the hearing aid
industry. Floyd loses TdF crown, but he and Grand Tours keep shred of
dignity.
2. The devil (weed) made me do it: After several beers and much Jack
Daniels, Floyd wanted a cigarette. But, concerned about the effect on
his lungs, he decided to use a nicotine patch instead. Confused
pharmacist looking for "t" (tabac) patch gave him "T" (Testosterone)
patch instead.
3. Eat dirt: Floyd blames results of carbon isotope test on the
different carbon isotopes common in Lancaster County, PA. (lots of coal
in Pennsylvania) and says he ate a lot of dirt as a kid.
Feel free to add. No need to let any facts stand in the way of an
entertaining theory.
might the next story be?
Some possibilities:
1. Domestique takes it for the team: An aging Phonak domestique claims
responsibility ("I put some in his beer hoping to make him feel
better"). The domestique later has a long career in the hearing aid
industry. Floyd loses TdF crown, but he and Grand Tours keep shred of
dignity.
2. The devil (weed) made me do it: After several beers and much Jack
Daniels, Floyd wanted a cigarette. But, concerned about the effect on
his lungs, he decided to use a nicotine patch instead. Confused
pharmacist looking for "t" (tabac) patch gave him "T" (Testosterone)
patch instead.
3. Eat dirt: Floyd blames results of carbon isotope test on the
different carbon isotopes common in Lancaster County, PA. (lots of coal
in Pennsylvania) and says he ate a lot of dirt as a kid.
Feel free to add. No need to let any facts stand in the way of an
entertaining theory.