I fogetta toa tella youa people about my new invention. I inventa the firsta "Clingon removal machine for runners". That'sa righta! No morea pesky clingons. Beforea a run, you simply use the attached tool (it looks likea reamer, butt it'sa not) in your electric drill, and ita reama da ckingons right outta you butt. Giuseppe Scuderi Italian Jeenius, enginiqueer, and smarta guy.