I gave up Drinking & Sex

It was the worst 6 hours of my life,please tell me your horror story.
Ok, not what you expected, but I bet this thread gets a lot of hits if not a lot of replies.

 

I gave up on sex because my wife is never interested.

I'm just NOW starting to drink.

Correlation?

 

An older guy (70's) told me; "you can't get straight with life, until you give up sex". Well, this freaked me out for a couple of weeks, and I decided to ask some other older guys if it is true. 2 confirmed it, one vehemently denied it. At that point, I stopped asking, on the theory that if it is true, I don't really want to know. bk

 

It's a great form of cardiovascular. It's that or the treadmill !?


lw

 

Well just look at it this way. How many different things did you try before the hormone package took over your life, and then.......Zilch. Us old timers are never wrong.

 

Bloody hell Jerry, you did well. A friend of mine Colin Sturgess(World Champ) did A class drugs as well, and he only lasted 20 minutes. He now lives in Oz, and spends his time tasting and blending wines. Talk about addictive personalities eh?

 

You think I should go for the world record or leave it alone I hate publicity and attention.

 

Go for it Jerry, it's better than having Dolly Parton screeching in your yard.
BTW, Over the Hill won the World Masters (agin). 2006 might have won tonight, and I hope he has, but there seems to be no return for Colin at the moment. These men have more rainbow jersies than there are rainbows.
We have a thread running on another site and Colin would like to morph into me (both versions). This alcohol is a dangerous thing.
Don't worry about the publicity in the USA, you're a Redneck, and they'll leave you be.
What's Zapper up to these days? I do miss him.

 

A man a little ragged around the edges goes to his doctor complaining that he's not felling to good,

After a tougher examination the doctor finds nothing wrong and asks him about his sex life.

The man replies He has sex every day, 7 days a week.

Wow! Exclaims the Doctor were going to have to change that

I tell you what, Have sex one day and skip the next, try it for a week and come back and see me.

After a week the man returns looking even worse.

The doctor asks surprised, haven’t you been cutting down the sex to every second day?

Yes doctor butt’s it’s the friggen skipping that’s killing me.

 

FC I know that you have envied my redneck status,but don't give me a lot of credit as I was born into it.It does however give me certain powers.
I would be happy to bestow upon you the title of honorary redneck with all rights and privledges.
Consider yourself "Bubbaized". You may now make an ass of yourself and be proud.

 

great Freddy boy is now an honourary redneck and i am an honourary NZ citizen through my sheep expoilts..

now what can we make you Mr Huskey?...any suggestions?

 

Maybe you can make me an honorary Tartan, but for now you can make me a drink.
It's Friday!

 

Okay, sit down and have yer self a nice portion of Clapshot, Auld Reekie soup and Haggis pudd'n. Take this with I nice 12 year old Speyside, stap on your broadsword and practice for hours "Amaze'n Grace" on your Highland bagpipes.... Maybe just use the Chanter until you get good at the tune.

The catch is, you have to do all this on Joco Beach in Costa Rica.

lw

 

You said strap on a broad- sword I mis read but it is too late and just as well.
She did enjoy the bagpipes.

 

You know Grace too ? She is amazing isn't she ?

lw

Have a good weekend.

 

Whats Clapshot?

okay, its potatoes and stuff...never tried it..

 

Yes, potatoes with turnips, chives and butter.

My grandmother made a variation of this. Great with meat dishes.

Strange name though and she never called it Clapshot but my grandfather called them Scottish Potatoes.

Now I'm getting hungry.

lw

 

I never had to take clap-shot.Just lucky I guess.