I have a confession to make

I am a loser, with nothing to do That is why I like to bother you I have no life I have no wife My
existence is borne with strife.

I like to swim and love to bike The run for me is something to like I am sad I am bad Sometimes I
even make myself mad.

After my first post I got quite a thrill After many more it sent a chill I am not funny I am not
sunny After I eat beans my poop is quite runny.

If you don't like me, I will go away I am starting to run out of things to say I am lazy I am crazy
Mrs. Mxyptlk I offer you a pretty little daisy.

Friedes I have picked on all too often Perhaps my approach I should soften I am an ass I have no
class After I leave I want Fr. Guido to say Mass.