I quite like Tool

[taniwha]

I feel the need to defend Tool.

Especially after they were mentioned in the same post as a man who would break a sweat on a schoolbus.

 

[alienator]

Your speech from your bloody soapbox is greatly appreciated. Which tool is it, specifically, that you are supporting?

 

[taniwha]

Your speech from your bloody soapbox is greatly appreciated. Which tool is it, specifically, that you are supporting?

Tool. Not a specific tool, you Tool.

 

[alienator]

Tool. Not a specific tool, you Tool.

So, just tools in general, eh? I get it. Do you favor any particular kind, like mechanics' tools, or carpenters' tools, or maybe plumbers' tools?

Me? I like taxidermy tools, skin graft tools, and vintner's tools.

 

[taniwha]

Me? I like taxidermy tools, skin graft tools, and vintner's tools.

And enjoyed the Vintner's Luck, Jame Gumb?

 

[alienator]

And enjoyed the Vintner's Luck, Jame Gumb?

Oh wouldn't you like to know, Clarice. Be off, now. I've got sewing to do.

 

[taniwha]

Oh wouldn't you like to know, Clarice. Be off, now. I've got sewing to do.

Sewing that pachyderm's truck on the front of your undies won't save you from looking like John Merrick.

 

[alienator]

Sewing that pachyderm's truck on the front of your undies won't save you from looking like John Merrick.

What if I wear something less form fitting, maybe with vertical stripes?

 

[taniwha]

What if I wear something less form fitting, maybe with vertical stripes?

Hmm, good thinking. Worked for me when I was stalking my first wife.

 

[whuppingboy]

I like Tool..**** hot band...And i also like allen keys...

 

[Jaytron]

Tool is an awesome band, got to see them live not too long ago.