I wiped out a peloton today



would you like a translation in english? "When I was in Mexico, all of the pretty ladies were calling "asshole." "This is a good thing, is it not"

What is that all about...hey...no hard feelings about you being an asshole...or pubic hair to you...I guess...Peace Amigo
 
Yes, I've built up a wonderful Spanish vocabulary based on what I've been called in hispanic countries. My first time in Mexico, when my Spanish ees not too very good, I was jogging and a bunch of kids looked up from their play and started yelling, "Flacucho." I figured they were saying something like "gringo god," or "superman." When I got back from the run I asked the desk clerk what it meant, and he told me "skinny one."

When I was in Barcelona and resisted the business propositions of several hookers who aggressively accosted me (at the same time), they all stared yelling "maricon." I did know what that meant.

So I'm a flacucho pendejo maricon, but I figured I'd shorten it to pendejo.
 
Pendejo said:
So I'm a flacucho pendejo maricon, but I figured I'd shorten it to pendejo.
A middle name is always a good choice... especially if you take the last name into consideration.