If Santa were reading this, what one cycling related item would you ask for?

A really hot chic who wants nothing more than go on rides with me in preparation for white hot .......
1. On all roads, bike lanes that are impenetrable by cars. On trying to enter a bike lane, the car would experience a perfectly elastic change in momentum whilst maintaing the same energy.

2. More hours of daylight so that I could work in daily 50 mile ride iffin' I wanted.

3. A closet w/ about 20 pairs of Assos bibs.

4. The perfect cycling sock...the one I'm still looking for.

5. Parlee Z1SL

6. A pair of Lightweight wheels.

7. Mila Javovavich

8. I'd like Santa to guarantee that the Zero Gravity cranks w/ their Phil Wood BB bearings will be just as good as I fantasize that they'll be.

9. A summer spent riding all the great Euro climbs.

10. A moratorium on the killing of innocents in order to massage some politician's ego.

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