1. On all roads, bike lanes that are impenetrable by cars. On trying to enter a bike lane, the car would experience a perfectly elastic change in momentum whilst maintaing the same energy.
2. More hours of daylight so that I could work in daily 50 mile ride iffin' I wanted.
3. A closet w/ about 20 pairs of Assos bibs.
4. The perfect cycling sock...the one I'm still looking for.
5. Parlee Z1SL
6. A pair of Lightweight wheels.
7. Mila Javovavich
8. I'd like Santa to guarantee that the Zero Gravity cranks w/ their Phil Wood BB bearings will be just as good as I fantasize that they'll be.
9. A summer spent riding all the great Euro climbs.
10. A moratorium on the killing of innocents in order to massage some politician's ego.