If you are caught short !

[rooman]

What a gem...probably well known to many but just had to put this up..if you are out riding and get caught short...this could save you from scaring small animals and little old ladies ( providing your Blackberry works or you have planned ahead with a bit of research

http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/default.aspx

PS funny how many of these have the best views...

best seat in the house perhaps ?

 

[cfsmtb]

What a gem...probably well known to many but just had to put this up..if you are out riding and get caught short...

Should email a site suggestion & get the image altered from car to either a ped or cyclist.

 

[Gemma_k]

"cfsmtb" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> rooman Wrote:
>> What a gem...probably well known to many but just had to put this up..if
>> you are out riding and get caught short...
>
> Should email a site suggestion & get the image altered from car to
> either a ped or cyclist.
>
Adelaide bike maps (BikeDirect) already have the toilet data on there
http://www.transport.sa.gov.au/personal_transport/bike_direct/maps.asp
Gemm

 

[Bleve]

rooman wrote:
> What a gem...probably well known to many but just had to put this up..if
> you are out riding and get caught short...this could save you from
> scaring small animals and little old ladies ( providing your
> Blackberry works or you have planned ahead with a bit of research
>
> http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/default.aspx
>
> PS funny how many of these have the best views...

The dunny near Mueller hut in the Mt Cook national park in NZ is ..
amazing ... that must be the best view in the world!

Timely advice re toilets, CCCC have just changed their toilet policy :

2) It has come to the attention of the committee that a number of
riders are failing to use the toilets provided at both Glenvale and
Sandown. This behaviour will not be tolerated, and we are concerned
that the current $50 fine is not sufficient deterrent. The committee
has therefore decided that in future a $100 fine combined with 1 months
suspension from all racing will be applied for all future
indiscretions.

 

[Peter Signorini]

"rooman" wrote:

> http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/default.aspx
>
> PS funny how many of these have the best views...

A search pulls up Macalister Springs listing 5 loos nearby, but they don't
list the loo at Vallejo Gantner Hut with its spectacular view of the
mountains. :-(

--
Cheers
Peter

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[rooman]

"rooman" wrote:

> http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/default.aspx
>
> PS funny how many of these have the best views...

A search pulls up Macalister Springs listing 5 loos nearby, but they don't
list the loo at Vallejo Gantner Hut with its spectacular view of the
mountains. :-(

--
Cheers
Peter

~~~ ~ _@
~~ ~ _- \,
~~ (*)/ (*)

nor the Autoloo in Bayside at Balcombe Rd, Seaview (which is no where near the sea) with its fabulous view of a fruit shop & the fish&Chippery..

guess like many Govt thingy's its only as up to date as the Minister's recollection....hmmm now who is the Minister for Loo's anyway?

None other than the Minister for Bikes, Health and Ageing, oft seen in lycra around the hills of Bancerra...Dr Tony himself...nice to see he has this very important adjunct to his portfolio...

 

[Ray]

In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
>
> Timely advice re toilets, CCCC have just changed their toilet policy :
>
> 2) It has come to the attention of the committee that a number of
> riders are failing to use the toilets provided at both Glenvale and
> Sandown. This behaviour will not be tolerated, and we are concerned
> that the current $50 fine is not sufficient deterrent. The committee
> has therefore decided that in future a $100 fine combined with 1 months
> suspension from all racing will be applied for all future
> indiscretions.
>
No Problems,

just follow the incontinence links on the home page and away you go.

Wherever you may be let the wee flow free

Cheers Ray

 

[flyingdutch]

Timely advice re toilets, CCCC have just changed their toilet policy :

2) It has come to the attention of the committee that a number of
riders are failing to use the toilets provided at both Glenvale and
Sandown. This behaviour will not be tolerated, and we are concerned
that the current $50 fine is not sufficient deterrent. The committee
has therefore decided that in future a $100 fine combined with 1 months
suspension from all racing will be applied for all future
indiscretions.

bit harsh considering there are only 2 for 100+ people all looking to start at the same time...

 

[Bleve]

flyingdutch wrote:
> Bleve Wrote:
> >
> > Timely advice re toilets, CCCC have just changed their toilet policy :
> >
> > 2) It has come to the attention of the committee that a number of
> > riders are failing to use the toilets provided at both Glenvale and
> > Sandown. This behaviour will not be tolerated, and we are concerned
> > that the current $50 fine is not sufficient deterrent. The committee
> > has therefore decided that in future a $100 fine combined with 1
> > months
> > suspension from all racing will be applied for all future
> > indiscretions.
>
> bit harsh considering there are only 2 for 100+ people all looking to
> start at the same time...

And just up the road there's a servo with a toilet too. If we get
caught pissing in the grounds of factories, they complain to the
council, and no more racing at Glenvale.

At least CCCC provide toilets, HTWN doesn't bother

 

[craigster_jd]

flyingdutch wrote:
> Bleve Wrote:
> >
> > Timely advice re toilets, CCCC have just changed their toilet policy
>
> bit harsh considering there are only 2 for 100+ people all looking to
> start at the same time...

And just up the road there's a servo with a toilet too. If we get
caught pissing in the grounds of factories, they complain to the
council, and no more racing at Glenvale.

At least CCCC provide toilets, HTWN doesn't bother

According to the Event Management Plan, riders are supposed to be directed to use the toilets in the car park down the ramp, next to the Fairfield Boathouse. I'm pretty sure this is what happens if someone asks at the rego desk, rather than simply being pointed to the nearest bush!
I'm always too nervous about snakes to go in the middle bit.

 

[flyingdutch]

According to the Event Management Plan, riders are supposed to be directed to use the toilets in the car park down the ramp, next to the Fairfield Boathouse. I'm pretty sure this is what happens if someone asks at the rego desk, rather than simply being pointed to the nearest bush!
I'm always too nervous about snakes to go in the middle bit.

we dont have residents/factories to contend with and are just feeding the shrubbery Nitrogen
Perhaps said factories could open or supply loo's if they are so concerned
or better yet, not allow Buses to race in Cgrade!!!

 

[Bleve]

flyingdutch wrote:
> craigster_jd Wrote:
> > According to the Event Management Plan, riders are supposed to be
> > directed to use the toilets in the car park down the ramp, next to the
> > Fairfield Boathouse. I'm pretty sure this is what happens if someone
> > asks at the rego desk, rather than simply being pointed to the nearest
> > bush!
> > I'm always too nervous about snakes to go in the middle bit.
>
> we dont have residents/factories to contend with and are just feeding
> the shrubbery Nitrogen

You may not be aware of this, but human **** isn't terribly good for
plants You can get away with it at the Kew loop because numbers are
low and there's no real locals to get annoyed about it. There's plenty
of other things going on in the bushland there that is more
controversial anyway.

But, when you have 100+ people, toilet management does become an issue
and I support CCCC's efforts to provide toilet facilities, and enforce
their use.

> Perhaps said factories could open or supply loo's if they are so
> concerned

Why? Why should they have to let a bunch of people in to their
workplaces, to stop said people from pissing on their plants and walls?
If 100 people started pissing in your front garden every week would
you be happy about it? If they ****** on your wall?

It's very simple really... CCCC provides toilets, and they expect that
riders use them. I really can't see the problem. There's rarely much
of a queue that I've seen (and I've been racing there for a good few
years now). A few dickheads who would prefer to risk the club's
permission to use the course because they're too lazy or stupid to ride
into the carpark and use the portadunnies deserve to get done for it if
they get caught. All we have to do is use the provided toilets. It's
not difficult ...

 

[SteveA]

flyingdutch wrote:
> craigster_jd Wrote:
> > According to the Event Management Plan, riders are supposed to be
> > directed to use the toilets in the car park down the ramp, next to the
> > Fairfield Boathouse. I'm pretty sure this is what happens if someone
> > asks at the rego desk, rather than simply being pointed to the nearest
> > bush!
> > I'm always too nervous about snakes to go in the middle bit.
>
> we dont have residents/factories to contend with and are just feeding
> the shrubbery Nitrogen

You may not be aware of this, but human **** isn't terribly good for
plants You can get away with it at the Kew loop because numbers are
low and there's no real locals to get annoyed about it. There's plenty
of other things going on in the bushland there that is more
controversial anyway.

But, when you have 100+ people, toilet management does become an issue
and I support CCCC's efforts to provide toilet facilities, and enforce
their use.

> Perhaps said factories could open or supply loo's if they are so
> concerned

Why? Why should they have to let a bunch of people in to their
workplaces, to stop said people from pissing on their plants and walls?
If 100 people started pissing in your front garden every week would
you be happy about it? If they ****** on your wall?

It's very simple really... CCCC provides toilets, and they expect that
riders use them. I really can't see the problem. There's rarely much
of a queue that I've seen (and I've been racing there for a good few
years now). A few dickheads who would prefer to risk the club's
permission to use the course because they're too lazy or stupid to ride
into the carpark and use the portadunnies deserve to get done for it if
they get caught. All we have to do is use the provided toilets. It's
not difficult ...

In Brisbane many years ago, there was a suburban cinema (the Boomerang at Annerley???) which only had one gents and one ladies convenience. In the days when double features were shown, there used to be a longish break in the middle of the program, during which time people had a 'comfort break'. There being only 1 toilet for the blokes, many of them lined up for a pee against the corrugated iron fence in the dark along the side of the cinema property. The firemen in the fire station next door got sick of the smell this left so they hooked up a generator to the iron fence. The next time the said theatre patrons relieved themselves against the tin fence.....wallop.

Far more effective in changing behaviour than a $100 fine I would think.

SteveA

 

[Zebee Johnstone]

In aus.bicycle on 9 Apr 2006 20:07:03 -0700
Bleve <[email protected]> wrote:
> years now). A few dickheads who would prefer to risk the club's
> permission to use the course because they're too lazy or stupid to ride
> into the carpark and use the portadunnies deserve to get done for it if
> they get caught. All we have to do is use the provided toilets. It's
> not difficult ...

Well, if the sanctions don't work, hire some people with cameras.
A web page and caption competitions should solve the problem.

Zebee
- who would be dying for a photo to use the "wardrobe with the key
sitcking out" line

 

[TimC]

On 2006-04-10, SteveA (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> In Brisbane many years ago, there was a suburban cinema (the Boomerang
> at Annerley???) which only had one gents and one ladies convenience. In
> the days when double features were shown, there used to be a longish
> break in the middle of the program, during which time people had a
> 'comfort break'. There being only 1 toilet for the blokes, many of them
> lined up for a pee against the corrugated iron fence in the dark along
> the side of the cinema property. The firemen in the fire station next
> door got sick of the smell this left so they hooked up a generator to
> the iron fence. The next time the said theatre patrons relieved
> themselves against the tin fence.....wallop.
>

Damn, Bastardly!

We just had Facilities & Services install an external light on one of
our doorways. Why? Because we are just around the corner from a
bogan pub, and the doorway was formerly a dark urinal sized cavity in
the wall, and currently stinks of ****. Fscking drunks. Think it is
clver to go banging on windows when they look inside and see someone
working. Pity security are so useless.

--
TimC
"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are,
by definition, not smart enough to debug it." - Brian W. Kernighan

 

[flyingdutch]

In Brisbane many years ago, there was a suburban cinema (the Boomerang at Annerley???) which only had one gents and one ladies convenience. In the days when double features were shown, there used to be a longish break in the middle of the program, during which time people had a 'comfort break'. There being only 1 toilet for the blokes, many of them lined up for a pee against the corrugated iron fence in the dark along the side of the cinema property. The firemen in the fire station next door got sick of the smell this left so they hooked up a generator to the iron fence. The next time the said theatre patrons relieved themselves against the tin fence.....wallop.

Far more effective in changing behaviour than a $100 fine I would think.

SteveA

bahahhahahh

love it! altho wouldnt want to experience it