If your bike(s) could talk....

Discussion in 'The Bike Cafe' started by ::dom::, May 7, 2005.

  1. ::dom::

    ::dom:: New Member

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    ...what would they say?
     
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  2. baj32161

    baj32161 New Member

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    Hey you!
    Get your fat a$$ off of me!:D
     
  3. wilmar13

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    Hi I'm a talking bike...and that pot you just smoked was laced with PCP.
     
  4. p38lightning

    p38lightning New Member

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    Stop wiping of the bar tape and clean the damn chain!
     
  5. king4wd

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    get a new bike or my headtube is snappin' off!



     
  7. NYY2183

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    my f***ing back...
     
  8. House

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    Why do you spend so much time at work, with the wife and with the dog? Spend more time with me.
     
  9. tchak attack

    tchak attack New Member

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    "Ride Me, Ride Me, Ride Me, Fast And Hard You 6'8" 215 Pound Stud You"
     
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    Oh god get that crazy cyclist AWAY from me.
     
  12. FatherBob

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    "Pleeeease take a class in bike maintenance! I beg you!"
     
  13. Lonnie Utah

    Lonnie Utah Banned

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    "Whoa! Swerve those pot holes, brother. (We've got an A-bomb in tha' back...)"

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  14. RC2

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    Right now mine would say "WTF were you thinking when you ordered the baby blue Pro Race tires and matching bar tape?!?!?"
     
  15. big Pete

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    My bike would say "You want to do what with me?!?!" There is on sexual reference in that statement, just referring to my crazy antics on a bike.
     
  16. wilmar13

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    Freudian slip or typo?
     
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