In The News Jokes.



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I don't see much love for jokes about world afairs and whats going on in the news.

Here is mine.

Portugal, Greece, Spain and Italy walk into a brothel. Who picks up the tab when they are done?


Germany does!
 
Zhen25 said:
Huh? I guess I don't understand the concept to get this joke.
I think it's about economics problems these countries have and Germany bailing them out. It's kind of a wide opinion that these countries were careless with their money and now need a Germany bailout.
 
bykster said:
I think it's about economics problems these countries have and Germany bailing them out. It's kind of a wide opinion that these countries were careless with their money and now need a Germany bailout.
Ohh now I get it lol. Thanks for the explanation.
 
How about this one
Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag?
A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.
 
I never really liked history. I don't think jokes make it better either. But it's still clever how people can find humor in everything. Clever jokes, guys. Clever jokes.
 
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
 
I don't see much love for jokes about world afairs and whats going on in the news.

Here is mine.

Portugal, Greece, Spain and Italy walk into a brothel. Who picks up the tab when they are done?


Germany does!

Not so funny actually as Germany actually is causing the crisis and saving their own banks with the interests those countries are playing. Nice try though. :p
 
Not so funny actually as Germany actually is causing the crisis and saving their own banks with the interests those countries are playing. Nice try though. :p

So what GER should just give out interest free loans to nations that can manage their finances? Loans always carry interest, that's how it works.
It's not the Germans fault Greeks don't pay taxes and yet still expect huge socialist handouts and easy overpaid public service jobs.

Here's another good one:
How do you tell the difference between an ISIS training camp and a hospital?
I don't know, my job's just to fly the drone!
 
Politics are so complicated, there a lot involved... :)

Ohhh, so drone war, bastards, that's dark humor! :D
 

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