So, if you're going in for one soon, you didn't think to ask the doc "Yo, Mr Slicer, how long before I can get my buns back on the saddle?"
I say get back on the bike as soon as you get home and if it hurts and you bleed on the floor then maybe it was a little too soon.
If I start cramming hamsters up my butt, how long until the internal scratches heal and allow me to ride again? What happens in the furry friend leaves behind a little stash of his winter food? Will I just **** the nuts out or will they rot and cause septicemia ?