Inseam and men's private parts.

[Alpha Beta]

I am somewhat confused what constitutes the inseam or how you measure it when you are a man.

How far do you have to lift that soft tissue before you can get an acurate inseam? I figure that
there can be 1-2" variation depending on how you measure and how much discomfort you are willing to
take when doing the measurement.

(I know I am going to get some wisecrack answers, but I am seriously confused about the issue.)

 

[John Riley]

Unless you are buying pants, use x-seam, not inseam. See:

http://www.easyracers.com/X_Seam.gif

 

[Mike Brisson]

Yeah, and if you're measuring for a DF, not only are you asking the wrong folks, but you might as
well mash them goobers down good before you measure 'em, cuz that's how you'll be ridin' em.

"Alpha Beta" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> I am somewhat confused what constitutes the inseam or how you measure it when you are a man.
>
> How far do you have to lift that soft tissue before you can get an acurate inseam? I figure that
> there can be 1-2" variation depending on how you measure and how much discomfort you are willing
> to take when doing the measurement.
>
> (I know I am going to get some wisecrack answers, but I am seriously confused about the issue.)

 

[Paul Worden]

I take it to the perineum - that's what you're sitting on.

Paul W

 

[Jerry Rhodes]

"Paul Worden" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> I take it to the perineum - that's what you're sitting on.

"Taking it to the perineum" is a good reference point but what you should be sitting on is your
ischial tuberosities.

As I age (rather ungracefully) I prefer to sit firmly planted on my "pompis".

Jerry